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carlos 🥀

@BlueIvysaur

I’m Carlos and Mariah Carey hatched me from an egg. 🇸🇻🏳‍🌈♍ he/him/his Snap: dumbthotticus PSN: dirtylildamsel SW: 6307-8398-6981

 New York, USA
instagram.com/dirtylittledamsel
Joined July 2009
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I MET KYLIE FUCKING MINOGUE 😩😭🥹❤️
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Asked oomf’s friend that was shirtless in overalls at a pregame what his costume was and he said none of your concern
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How I got into rise for happy hour after losing my ID at horse meat disco the night before
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slothy@slothy_420Nov 1
daylight doesn’t need saving i do
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Cat Man@PaulNu5Oct 29
Diosito me la bendiga 🙏
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ؘ💉@bornmoeOct 26
when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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Herses Dion (@Herses63) profile pictureHerses Dion@Herses63Oct 23
Ok to the 15 dragula fans on here, what's your favorite obscure moment
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Idk if I was Karthik I would’ve suffocated everyone in that room
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What random blood oath did I make that I keep finding little cuts on my hands every day 😭
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when you're mommy's handsome little guy no matter how bad the school pictures come out
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u can't see but I'm underneath Captain Karthik's desk slobbering on it crazy style
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@4xJawnOct 16
This tweet aged REALLY WELL…
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Todrick Hall needs to relax
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Todrick Hall needs to relax – at Yonkers, NY
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Edging cocks
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Drunk texted dl trade the other night and he replied saying I thought of him while I was drunk and horny like boy please I texted hella guys that night
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Printing stuff at staples is a saw trap bc why am I getting charged per minute and im racing against the clock to sign into shit and find what I need to print in under 3 min
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stop calling marijuana a drug. drugs come from laboratories, marijuana came from mother nature’s bountiful vagina
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carlos 🥀@BlueIvysaurOct 9
Who else tryna 👻 me
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carlos 🥀@BlueIvysaurOct 12
Quit acting like a puppy, fuck!
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Grace
@gracecamille_Oct 12
I am calling upon Mayor Mamdani to look into the violent attack against beloved NYC resident Kelly Clarkson.
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how i look asking to hit someones cart
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