the only hill I am willing to die on is your mums arched back.
Top your mom
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And what is a good phone number for you?
THE ONE ON YOUR FUCKING SCREEN THAT I AN CALLING YOU FROM...YOU KNOW THE ONE ASSOCIATED WITH MY ACCOUNT!!!
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If you have never given a man a nickname based on the size of his penis you have never been to boot camp.
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Thee Smelvis retweeted
Buddy Rich the human Gatling gun of drummers. Always a must see on Johnny Carson. Looking back I didn’t realize how good we had it. My favorite drummer of all time.
Thee Smelvis retweeted
A few days ago, Austin Payne, a 15-year-old White boy in Georgia, was hunted, shot, and left to die in an abandoned apartment by four black teen males.
He called his mom after being attacked and shot, telling her he was dying.
She found his body the next morning after searching all night for him.
Charged with his murder: Jansquincey Donaldson, 15; Omari Marion, 15; Adarious Wallace, 16; Detravion Parker, 22.
National media has been completely silent.
If four White teens had done this to a Black kid, it would dominate cable news for days.
Instead, silence.
They covered the Nolan Wells case wall-to-wall for a drowning.
Yet this kid was hunted like an animal and brutally murdered, and because his skin is White, his story will never be told.
I couldn’t imagine being his mother and getting that call.
Rest easy, Austin. 💔
#whitelivesmatter
I would like to see the demographic break down of this case because it isn't in the headline...
Imagine studying for months, taking the Arkansas bar exam, and being told you failed when you may have actually passed.
Former Arkansas court employee Nancie Givens has been arrested and faces 65 counts of tampering with public records. She’s accused of manipulating bar exam scores between 2020 and 2025, taking points from some applicants and giving them to others, even raising some scores just enough to pass.
Think about the consequences. Someone who earned a passing score may have been denied the opportunity to practice law, while someone who failed may have been admitted.
The Arkansas Supreme Court calls the allegations an unprecedented breach of public trust.
If these allegations are proven, how do you even begin to make things right for the people whose careers and lives may have been affected?
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They gonna slap me?
You will be missed but nobody.
Odd how you folded just days after your side won.
The midterms showcased queer power, and offered a clear-eyed look at the backlash to come bit.ly/4iDrIQE
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Democrats are going to impeach Trump so much, he's gonna start pulling a Rick Flair at every speaking engagement afterward.
"Now, introducing, the three time, three time, three time impeached president...DONALD TRUMP!"
(then someone will scream into a mic "oh muh gawd he's got a chair!")
Will the Democrats impeach President Trump despite not being able to remove him from office due to a 2/3 majority Senate vote needed?
Or will they govern and come up with legislation Trump will actually sign on immigration and other issue voters elected Democrats to do?
92%Impeach
8%Not Impeach
361 votes • Final resultsI would be dead before I got to the end of this video.
Assuming I had a signal...
Because well if I did I would watch it when I got home because I called a friend and then watch the rest of it and go duh!!!
So easy!!!
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