@BluntsMike

Illinois state Delta Chi President 87. Football expert. Titan, Maverick, Lover. #TexJacobsShow producer and moderator.

 Dallas, TX
Joined March 2026
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Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading
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My favorite scene in the movie
samantha@okbutcanyoustop12h
why haven’t I seen more people talking about the scene where Nathan gets into his car and blasts Shine by Collective Soul so Liz and Billy could fuck
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I don’t want a job and I don’t want to pay taxes. I want to eat breakfast food and be in nature
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No one gets me more fired up than Sal Frelick
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Sal frelick💯
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Naked spaghetti time 😈 #BearBachmeier
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Going to game simply to have stadium food for breakfast #hungry #HotDog
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At the tailgate and she won’t talk to me, her dads here, and he frame mogs me #cooked
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The Brewers are the only thing that matter.
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Mike “the hammer” Blunts retweeted
Midwestern Uncle@pastramiboiOct 23
Fuck what you heard, the cradle of western civilization is Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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A man spoke to me in the bathroom does he want to fuck me? #gay
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Go Brewers #thisismycrew
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6 seasons and a movie #community
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Most South Park episodes have bad rewatch value
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Colton Loveland I hope you snap both your Achilles tendons. (I’m playing him in fantasy)
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Milwaukee is always the center of the universe
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@StoolMintzyOct 22
Milwaukee, Wisconsin is the center of the universe this weekend
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Yahtzee? Everyone knows that Puerto Rican chess
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Pledge pied me at charity event today… should I attack him?
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Mike “the hammer” Blunts retweeted
Beer Cheese Benny🍺 🧀@BeerCheeseBennyOct 20
Her: He's probably thinking about other women. Me:
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Asked for an everything bagel. This feels like rape.
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