Boris

𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙪𝙨… 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰.

“Sure am. Bring that smelly ass over here, bud.”

“See, taste, smell… I’m here for it all, bud. Bring ‘er here.”

Now that’s the kinda treatment this old boar needs.

“Hah. Careful, kid. Keep talking like that, and I might just hold you after hours. Now close and lock the door. You’ve got your work cut out for you.”

“Less kicking my ass and more kissing it. Besides… I can tell just from looking at ya— you love taking care of your dirty, filthy professor’s needs.”

He should never shave. That carpet of hair is the manliest.

Tossing a pair of heavily used, rather sweat soaked socks over the mutt’s nose. And slurping all over his cock and balls whilst he dozes.

@CURETAUR’s got a new referral on his desk for clinical review. Name: Boris Morrison DOB: October 20th, 1982 “Boris is a 46 year old male with chief complaint of self reported, ‘hyperspermia’. Claiming to need constant and consistent ejaculation throughout the day.”

Now that… sounds like a damn fine night.

Come on over. Boris’ll give Pops a massage.

C’mere, you.

He been enjoying the show? Boris gets up to some wild shit inside these four walls.

…is that why his walls have been making all those weird sounds at night?

And he’ll do it again.

I’m fat bitches.

Walking on by, giving a little wave to the goat in his garden. “Mornin’, neighbor!”

This. This right here. Got me a pair of white briefs that most definitely can’t be classified as white anymore for this job.

Hah. Boris has one of those. So.. when are they cuddling?

Where does Boris put in his application?