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I'm a struggling comedian, aspiring writer, and successful human being.

Joined April 2012
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I’m sure all the guys pictured in the Woodstock 99 series ended up holding tiki torches in Charleston.
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First episode since the pandemic! Sophia Berger is a singer/songwriter from Berlin spending the summer in New York and diving into the music scene open.spotify.com/episode/1Lg…
My wife finally felt comfortable enough with me to show me Lana Del Ray’s work.
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There’s a five minute window when the coffee hits that I’m actually a bubbly person.
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I’m seeing a trend in my laundry where I keep leaving unused napkins in my pocket. Am I getting old?
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If more people were just honest sitcoms wouldn’t have a plot.
Neil Young is a smart man who always hated Spotify.
Every time I buy a new pair of work pants, I get a sauce stain on the other.
With a snow storm coming, I’ve taken putting off doing laundry to a whole new level.
Every month I open up Twitter, get confused and disoriented, then close it again.
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Is getting a nostril hair in a Covid test a good thing?
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Revisionist History is a fun way to learn history and be told to buy Taco Bell.
Dressing for a professional gig after years of food service and realizing how many pants I own with grease stains. Not from working, from sandwiching.
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There’s a cabal in Kabul
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Some mornings you just keep falling for clickbait that keep trying to change your by eating at Outback Steakhouse.
Any medical professionals wanna give this uninsured thirty something a routine colon cancer check up? Two hundred bucks under the table and a bottle of good tequila.
Having the coffee squirts in unison with another man in a kohl’s bathroom
It was weird to spend a year attempting to not come in contact with a virus and then willingly inject it into my blood but I don’t know. I want to do stuff again.
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Why does Spotify keep trying to force me to listen to Jonathan Richman
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