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Joined April 2025
Maybe you should check your trap you dumb fuck. I thought beans “weren’t worth anything” but you nimrods keep planting them.
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Day 12: Thanks NEW Coop for leaving my trap open after leaving your elevator.
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Wasn’t me…
8:30 on a Friday? Well done Ag Retail. Well done. 😉
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Let me guess Dusty… you’ve got some BW Bullshit Biological you’d rather jam down there ass instead. How noble of you… Fucking loser 🤑 @bw_fusion
I hope I’m wrong but I’m starting to think farmers are being conditioned to think a blanket two pass fungicide program is the new norm. The “moron approach” hasn’t served us well in the past and most certainly won’t start now.
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I thought for a minute that I was holding that plaque..then I remembered I wasn’t that fat and I don’t work at @Aurora_Agronomy anymore.
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🌽Bob the CO-OP Salesman, CCA🌽 retweeted
The average person has NO IDEA of what @profarmer crop scouts go through. Being away from home on your birthday, having the sniffles, and suffering life threatening corn leaf related injuries are just the tip of the iceberg. Sometimes the local bar doesn't even carry White Claw.
With the pro farmer crop tour about to kick off you might be asking yourself… what’s the f*cking point? I know. I do every year. This will be my 10th tour in a row, 11th overall. That means my 10th year in a row spending my birthday and my kids first day of school away from home. Every year I say… it’s too much. I can’t go next year. I put so much extra stress on myself (than most other scouts) by taking on media obligations to update you guys. To post on here. And to keep my clients informed and help manage their accounts. It’s not easy work. And it’s usually hot af and/or storming. And apparently I’m allergic af to corn dust. And last year I cut my eye on a corn leaf pretty F’n bad… But every year I sign up again. And every year I take on the same responsibilities. Why? Because it’s honestly the best way I know to get an understanding of this year’s corn and bean crops outside of the USDA. And I’ve made some great friends, you should come sometime. It might not be perfect. And yeah, (like last year) things can change dramatically after the 3rd week of August. But I’ve never once seen anyone on tour cherry picking just to push a narrative. What these guys do is legit. The best we can. So I hope you’ll follow along. We do it for ourselves but we do it for you too. It’s my most loved and hated week of the year. So please remember to cut me (us) some slack. God bless you and yours. @ChipFlory #pftour25
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Missing out on being GAY
Great turnout for our BW Fusion dealer meeting in Kearney. If you’re not here, you’re missing out! @bw_fusion
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Here’s your dividend Ryan
Replying to @BobWithCPI
Where’s my dividend check, Bob??? Did you buy booze and ladies with it?
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It looks like someone jerked off on the second one…i can tell you right now that the battery powered down pressure force dissipation swirly bowl effect from our drones will win EVERY DAY
Replying to @BobWithCPI
First one is drone, second is ground rig. 5 gal vs 20 gal. Time will tell how mobile the more concentrated juice is.
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Added the powerlines you dipshits get caught in after you streak the fuck outta your fields
🤖 Made with AI
Ok @apasztor82 Ryan wanted me to share this with you. He custom built this spray drone trailer and 3D printed the drone. He then slapped an AndyClean sticker on the side.
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We all laugh at you behind your back Brad, but let me know when you’re ready to book fertilizer! Retard
I stopped at Aurora coop in upland for fuel Told the employee we had .90” of rain, what did you get here? Answer- water I was less than impressed Side note, mom misread the gauge. We only had .60”
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Suddenly realizing how much of an asshole some of you can be, and it makes me realize that you're the reason we will lose every independent retailer out there
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Sorry man; I’m just hyped up on Mountain Dew, have the corn run on my mind. Been spraying with our drones 24 hours a day 7 days a week, haven’t shut down once for wind, heat, rain, NOTHING slows our drones down. We’re faster than an air tractor, and better than a ground pounder
Replying to @BobWithCPI
Wasn’t even spraying fungicide 😂 Chasing weeds man. We’re in Missouri. We’re doing our best to pull down national averages
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Hell yeah brotha! You’ve got all 2 of them nozzles working overtime, just fogging that fucking corn. Widen your swath width out a little though and really let her rip, you’ve got 52 volts of battery powered prop wash on your side. Let the vortex dissipation do its thing #cornrun
Drones are an incredible tool. I’m a grower and only spraying my own acres. Covered 525 acres yesterday. 3-400 is not hard. Field size is key. Trees, powerlines and wind is your enemy. More farmers need to look into this for themselves
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Don’t need coverage with water you fucking idiot, we swirl the product around with our proprietary battery powered vortex dissipation, and blast that shit deep into the canopy, just the way your ole lady likes it
Really question the difference in water volumes with ground rigs vs drones. I went through 14000gal yesterday and all the drone guys are running around with 1000L totes. I know which coverage I prefer… #horsch
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Not as deep as my spray drone can get, we have battery powered prop wash that swirls that shit around like a toilet bowl and really blows that fucking shit down deep in there. It’s all about the coverage baby
It’s getting deep in that canopy… KeepOnRollin
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Stupid coop bought a bunch of spray drones and put me in charge of training all the interns on becoming pilots. We’re RIPPING through da acres though! We’re flying 50 mph, and running 60’ swaths, we’re better than da choppas and faster than da planes!! #cornrun2026✈️ 🌽
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Jesus Christ. I told our intern to wear a hat today for our photo shoot but instead it looks like he came straight out of the retirement home. Really hope he doesn’t start sucking on that corn cob next… Never know with kids these days.
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The plan was to run only BioBoost this year as our planter box, but dad was gettin itchy to plant and I was worried about crown rot and tar spot so I added Defend, bio fungicide to my BioBoost. Another hybrid but corn on corn, no fungicide applied and beautiful plant health.
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