Bobby Paver

How dare @relientK make their best album the album that I can't open my mouth when trying to say. #mhmm

It makes very little sense to me to defend those with credible sexual allegations against them. But it makes ZERO sense to me to attack the victims involved.

I have to thank @realDonaldTrump and everyone at the trump administration. Because of you SNL is awesome again.

All caught up on sleep. Now it's time to get ahead. @EatTweeetRepeat

Why is everyone excited about @motherfolk's new album? I'll save you the trouble, it's about girls and God. Real groundbreaking stuff.

I just want to invite all of my friends and enemies to check out my instagram profile. V. Tight. My name is Bobby Paver. #fries

Santa Claus? No, San Jose. Buy it #peopleofsanhose @Motherfolkmusic

Merch merch merch merch merch merch merch merch merch merch merch @TheNathanD @Motherfolkmusic

I think I'm actually tired of British comedies.

My God! He has come out of hiding to once again redefine music. @joelcall #jt

"Finding silence is the unlocking of wisdom." - Kevin Bacon

You are funny, man. Don't let anyone tell you that you aren't. I know you. I get you. I feel you, bro. I laugh. At you. You are like the fun

Sitting through a girlfriend's haircut is the mark of a good boyfriend. - G.K. Chesterton

My band @Motherfolkmusic will be launching an indiegogo in order to raise money for a new album! We launch it Wednesday. #motherfolksux

I just want to hear them sing the Kit Kat song again. Sometimes I can't remember all the lyrics.

New bar name: "Two Guys Walk Inn" #getit #idid #woohoo