@BobbyTooSlow

Fluvial geomorphologist. Marathon hobbyist. Rangers/Yankees/Giants optimist. Telecaster enthusiast. Budweiser Creed elocutionist.

 Flagstaff, AZ
Joined March 2009
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I was setting up the PA for a July 4th running race, and was told I'm the DJ too. So, @CharlesWesleyG "Strong" on repeat it is!
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Health Insurance Companies Hate This One Simple Trick
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It's here.
BobbyTooSlow@BobbyTooSlow28 Oct 2022
Happy start of beer-stays-cold-in-the-garage season to those who celebrate.
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LLCOOLJ
@llcoolj8 Aug 2024
Don’t call it that.
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster7 Aug 2024
come back | verb | to recover from a deficit in a contest or competition
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Jeff Kolb
@JeffKolbFOX420 Jun 2024
Chilling stories of enduring racism from the legendary Reggie Jackson in response to @AROD's question about returning to Rickwood Field. "I wouldn't wish it on anybody." Tells how people threatened to burn down the apartment he was staying at. @FOX4 @MLBONFOX
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RIP in peace to this glorious season. Thoughts and prayers to those impacted by its passing.
BobbyTooSlow@BobbyTooSlow28 Oct 2022
Happy start of beer-stays-cold-in-the-garage season to those who celebrate.
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Hey @DEWALTtough or @MakitaTools you could make a lot of friends by setting up shop just past the Boston Marathon finish line
Morning Brew ☕️
@MorningBrew3 Apr 2024
For the first time in history, Boston Marathon finisher medals will feature the logo of its corporate sponsor Just look at how they massacred our boy Last year: This year:
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The New Yorker keeping up their "told you so" tradition of reposting old John McPhee articles whenever natural disasters hit.
The New Yorker
@NewYorker20 Aug 2023
John McPhee’s 1988 report about life in the San Gabriel Mountains, in northern Los Angeles County, which were disintegrating into rock porridge at a rate that was among the fastest in the world. #NewYorkerArchive nyer.cm/0MMlVSO
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I'm ambivalent to the youths wearing Nirvana shirts, let me know when they start wearing Dave Matthews shirts and khakis
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Happy start of beer-stays-cold-in-the-garage season to those who celebrate.
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The dad meme industry unconscionably ignores the fact that this is some really good sleeping weather
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The instantaneousness of this deserves more credit
ArtButMakeItSports
@ArtButSports16 Sep 2022
Aeneas Carrying Anchises, by Charles-André van Loo, 1729
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I taught my toddler to refer to a burp as a "mouth-fart"
Kevin Durant
@KDTrey512 Jul 2022
Did u add to your legacy today? If so, what did u do?
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Is there a more guaranteed epic sentence starter than "I know a guy in Santa Cruz..." ?
#LGR
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so i guess dril is doing graffiti in my neighborhood park now
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Raise your hand if you got Worldle today 🙋‍♂️
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