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Brandon Shafer

@BoilerBrando

Software Engineer. Conservatarian. Skiing Weekend Warrior. Grado for headphones and cartridges, Klipsch for speakers, Xbox for fun. Purdue Alumnus.

 Lone Tree, CO
Joined October 2011
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Orwell & Goode
@OrwellNGoodeJul 26
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David Burge
@iowahawkblog9 May 2013
Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.
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Noam Blum
@neontasterJun 4
Honey, what's wrong? You've barely touched your mummy gut sourdough.
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Jun 4
Scientists found yeast growing inside the guts of a frozen mummy for thousands of years. They used it to create a “very, very good” sourdough bread. cbsnews.com/news/oetzi-the-i…
Scientists find yeast in frozen mummy's guts, use it to make sourdough bread

Scientists find yeast in frozen mummy's guts, use it to make sourdough bread

More than 5,300 years ago, Oetzi the Iceman was strolling through the Alps on the border of Austria and Italy when he was killed by an arrow in the back.

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@IlanBlockMay 31
“I thought there was an e” Platner explaining why he was on the kik app
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DaVinci
@BiancoDavinciJun 1
Armored Hot Dog, ready for battle at the Michigan Renaissance Festival.
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Dan McLaughlin
@baseballcrankJun 1
A perfectly constructed Peanuts joke
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Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovMay 31
I don't know why you need this information, but this is the aerodynamics of a beaver
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@neontasterMay 30
Turns out Platner was also farming for clams.
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Django Gold@djangoMay 28
watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?
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Mike Abrusci@mikeabrusciMay 27
If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news
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@Skores9qMay 25
Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.
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Jim Gardner-Johnson@DatDudeJDMay 24
BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?” BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.” BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”
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moose
@mooseincrisisMay 21
i lied.
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@mooseincrisisMay 20
i’ve turned over a new leaf: no chasing motorcyclists, snowmobilists, or having an alleged attitude problem. i’m a new moose.
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Gene Hackman practically begged Mel Brooks for a cameo, slipped in as the blind hermit for a single day’s shoot, and left convinced he’d botched it — only to deliver one of the film’s most unforgettable laughs.
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@AlexTran677026May 16
Name a comedy that never fails to make you laugh.
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Cheeks@Cheeks733546May 8
Replying to @Prisonmitch
Would you like to know more?
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I know you guys only have degrees from journalism school, not like real degrees that taught you anything useful, but when a defendant reaches the sentencing phase of his trial he’s no longer “accused” of the charges… He’s “guilty” of the crime
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Fusilli Spock
@awstar11May 7
You want to block another merger, Liz?
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Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) profile pictureElizabeth Warren
@SenWarrenMay 7
.@MarkRuffalo and @matthewstoller are exactly right. This fight isn't over. We need to block this merger and break up monopolies everywhere.
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