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All the best people declare war on Hogwarts. Have you ever considered dividing your gender identity into separate pieces and storing it in hidden objects, so you can’t be invalidated to death?
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This seems a strange way to describe someone who fought at the Somme, who lost nearly all his closest friends in battle, who drank the nectar of ancient poetry with C. S. Lewis, who wholly & irrevocably re-invented the fantasy genre.
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Each US state's most disproportionately popular kink on Fetlife
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A lynch mob in southern Mexico took justice into their own hands by storming a local police station, breaking out two men in custody for child rape and murder, and then beating them. The crowd beheaded one of the suspects. trib.al/NwKOHMR
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EPIC chimp out.
An absolute chimpematic masterpiece.
This chimp out features a loud, emotionally unstable woman as she embarks on an unforgettable journey through a pet store, screaming at employees, arguing with police, and repeating the same handful of sentences like a scratched CD.
The character development was nonexistent. The dialogue was repetitive. The plot made absolutely no sense.
And I loved every fu#%ing second of it.
A breathtaking performance in public humiliation.
FINAL RATING: 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 9/10 BANANAS
Would watch again. Highly recommended.
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What if samurai discovered Texas BBQ in the Edo period? 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🥩🔥
🤖 Made with AI
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Replying to @Rob_ThaBuilder
My wife became asexual shortly after marrying me and she faces enormous bigotry, mainly from me. I am trying to educate myself and do better. Fortunately her boyfriend is helping her tremendously.
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Bro, you can't just post security cam footage from @spaceshark23's home like that.
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This absolutely terrifies me and I can't stop watching it.
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Being rendered sterile and sexually dysfunctional in a vain attempt to become something you can never be is a grievous harm whether or not the person regrets it. Being happy that you cut off your breasts or dick is not a sign of improved mental health. The entire premise is the most absurd and malign thing ever called medicine.
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JK Rowling could have used her platform to encourage millions of children to sterilise themselves but instead she just helped them to fall in love with reading. What a nasty Bigot.
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Well, I don't write run-ons. If they were run-ons, they wouldn't be grammatically correct. I do write long, coherent, grammatically correct sentences that are both a bit unwieldy and sprawling (because written spontaneously without editing), but also concise (in that they are densely packed with information and ideas boiled down to be irreducible)
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Question - do you challenge yourself to write the longest grammatically correct and perfectly coherent run-on sentences in all of twitter or is this just how you think
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But-but-but why would Hamas bother if Israel targets children, as so many Jew-haters claim?
The Israeli military publishes drone footage showing a Palestinian child transporting weapons in the central Gaza Strip.
The IDF says troops had spotted a terror operative "using a child to transport weapons into a civilian home."
"The terrorist exploited the child and used him as a human shield to transport weapons so that the IDF would not attack and thwart their transfer," the military claims.
The IDF does not say when the video was taken.


































