It’s starting to look extremely GTA6ish in real time. 😂

BREAKING: James Talarico surges in odds of winning the Texas Senate race as Trump rallies for Ken Paxton in the state, one week from Election Day. 65% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/Texas2026

🚨 BREAKING: Yet ANOTHER Democrat lawmaker has just been indicted for FRAUD GA State Rep. Karen Bennett, a strong proponent of BLM, is accused of scamming COVOD relief funds The Democrat Party is the party of FRAUD.

Dang! Our First Lady doesn’t practice trigger discipline?! 😆 🔥

Pat McAfee will no longer take his shirt off during College Gameday after feeling uncomfortable on Utah’s campus last Saturday. McAfee will reportedly start a new tradition of taking off his pants starting as soon as this weekend in Bloomington.

Dems are washed up. 🎷

The trash can 🤣

🔥 BREAKING: Patriot drops straight TRUTH NUKES on national television at the Trump rally "I didn't fight for this country for 20 years so they could hand it over to a bunch of COMMUNISTS and RADICAL MUSLIMS." HE KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS! 👏🏻 James Talarico will help usher in socialism Abdul Mohamed El Sayed will usher in Islamism and Sharia Law. This alliance is a danger to our republic. VOTING RED IS THE ONLY OPTION.

Alex Padilla is trending, was he forced to the ground again? 😭

James Talarico is doing fundraisers with drag queens who want to flip Texas through "Black, queerness, and transness" Texas, is this what you want?! 🚩🚩🚩

It’s lunch time!

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has just told gas retailers to IMMEDIATELY drop prices to around $2.50 per gallon and STOP OVER-CHARGING Or they will face “BIG PROBLEMS” 👀 “The Retailers must quickly react to this statement, and do what they know is right — DROP YOUR PRICE FOR OUR GREAT AMERICAN PEOPLE! There will be no gauging, which is totally illegal.” “Gasoline Retailers must get their Prices down, IMMEDIATELY! They’re too high considering that Oil is now at $68 a Barrel, and heading south.” “Start targeting around the $2.50 a Gallon number, and California should stop charging such heavy Taxes on their Gasoline.” “Soon the Tax will be higher than the Product itself, and the United States will not stand for it, nor will the People of California, who are being abused by these ridiculous Taxes, and by their own Government. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

This is how I knew so long ago that Reid Hoffman went to Epstein’s island. Epstein used Reid being there to try to get me to go, not realizing that it would have the opposite effect 😂

Doing my best

REPORT: Tom Brady’s $20M Gulfstream G550 private jet has touched down in Ann Arbor, sources tell me. Brady is rumored to meet with Michigan President Domenico Grasso at 2PM to discuss potentially becoming the next men’s football head coach with Kyle Whittingham’s firing looming.

The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution. Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶