Boozin N Tweets

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Tweets and boozin.

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I just voted for Verizon/Droid as the week's best ad. adweek.it/1eauQjh #Top5VerizonDroid

♫ Just downloaded "The Way To Wonder (Single Version)" by @TheKyleAndrews - twitmusic.com/so/xpgkrdy3?e=… (via @Twitmusic)

Stoked for #MarchRadness Tour with @CandyHeartsBand, @AllisonWeiss and @PentimentoNY! Download a free sampler bit.ly/XBia6d

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New music video from @eytantheembassy sets a world record! bit.ly/KO4Qr8

Know why I like alcohol? 'Cuz it makes me feel feelings. @sarahvaquera @malloryherman @jdmathieu

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Okay, send me the root beer.

I'm not leaving the Cheez Balls out here if the bears have been out here for been out jdmathieu

It looks like a black man's penis. It's 100% delicious. #itsdavesbirthday

You just drank a flammable liquid. What does that's say about you?

U guys can s my d.

guys... it's so weird that you can cahnge yur name. #amiright?

Stereoscopic boobies are the best.

Picking my balls up off the floor before they get sucked up. #isaidvacuum