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The sun came out for 7 minutes. People stood in the street, staring at it like it was Halley’s comet. Dogs howled, children wept.
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Hugh Grant’s delivery of the line ‘wanking into a hanky’ in The Gentlemen is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Rest of the film’s pretty good, too.
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Very important news
Dear customers,
After a long wait we are now up and running! It’s been a difficult time for all of us,but we can’t wait to see you guys again. Thanks for all your support. From Jason.(We’re currently doing cash only)#universityofbristol #UWE #jasondonervan #bristol #BristolCity
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Kate Winslet says she laughed when she spotted a tax disc on a car windscreen the other day.
“There’s been no legal obligation to display them since October 2014!” she chuckled
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Today Keir Starmer has, quietly yet in full view of the media, put together a right little session
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For no particular reason I’ve been googling GB News and it turns out they are owned by a company called All Perspectives. It’s a limited company so its full name is All Perspectives Limited. Anyway, I’ve laughed so much I’ve given myself a headache.
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one time I was in a zoom meeting and I muted myself because I had to fart. and then realized with horror that I had actually been muted the whole time up until that moment, so what I ACTUALLY did was UNMUTE myself and fart SUPER LOUDLY in the middle of this meeting
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Word of the day is 'uhtceare' [uht-kay-ara, the 'h' as in the German 'ach']: Old English for 'sorrow before dawn', when you lie awake in the darkness and worry.
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That Colston statue going in the drink, Trump losing and Nigella’s pronunciation of microwave are the only good things that happened this year.
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Bloke I went to school with, on Facebook, is saying he’ll never take a vaccine because he “doesn’t know what’s in it”, which is a bit weird because I distinctly remember him putting a tab of LSD under his eyelid in R.E. once.
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It's clear from the data coming in, that the United Kingdom is now facing a very serious, and potentially overwhelming, second wave of banana bread.
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And that she working on a memoir of her 1st Lady experiences called Mein Trumpf.
Oh Maceo’s you’ve done me some damage over the years
This is what my face should’ve looked like this morning. I miss you Maceo’s :(
#Glastonburyfestival #Block9 #2019 #Maceos
