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Zero DMT apes for sale Strongest hands in the club @BoredApeYC
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I love ripping BAYC packs
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The full Ape Fest story is crazy: @ReySteez caught a 1/1 founder print at Ape Fest Redeemed it for a box of Mudwater the next day at the pop up (Redeemed at the top) Has it signed by @beeple and @mfigge Pulls a founder card from the box he redeemed
Might be the luckiest weekend with @BoredDerek @BoredApeYC mudwater tcg
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Be careful, these are addictive And the supply is very limited
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good times
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🤯 The target of this Bitcoin Cup & Handle continuation pattern is $200,000+
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is anyone paying attention to what chainlink is doing to layer zero?
is anyone paying attention to what chainlink is doing to layer zero?
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This is what the ‘51st State’ could actually mean, without calling it that. There are a decent number of Canadians who’d happily join an economic union with the United States — and they’re right. 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Canada is a resource-rich nation governed by incompetent socialists who’ve turned our dollar into a joke. We need to think bigger. What would it actually look like? 1. One North American passport. Live, work, and travel freely between the two countries. No more border nonsense for actual citizens. 2. Ditch the pathetic Canadian dollar for the USD. End the currency weakness, inflation games, and ‘Trudeau peso’ embarrassment. 3. Total free trade. Zero tariffs. Integrated supply chains. North America becomes an economic fortress that China couldn’t dream of competing with. 4. Resources + American capital = explosion of wealth. Canada’s oil, minerals, and water paired with U.S. markets and investment. Actual prosperity instead of managed decline. 5. Harmonized regulations so doctors, engineers, and tradespeople can work anywhere without jumping through endless bureaucratic hoops. This isn’t becoming the 51st state. It’s two sovereign nations acting like adults and building the strongest economic bloc on Earth. Forget the European Union. It’s a weaker version of this. Canada’s current path is national suicide. Choose strength over feelings & TDS. Thoughts? 🇺🇸🇨🇦
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huge slabs
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Derek retweeted
yea yea yea, I know... @heyshellmates mint was all jacked up and they took a boot whooping on the timeline I'll be real though... I still went in Every Shellmate I bought was off secondary, no freebies... but I like the art... grabbed some Pizza traits and am happy w/ the art @Ty0xide took responsibility and I believe will do well with the project
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It’s 2026, Chelsea. Calling Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe racist isn’t going to work. And besides, if @TonyHinchcliffe is a bigot then why is Kill Tony the most diverse show in comedy?
Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳 “I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”
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Bought this ape and now I’ve got a lifetime membership to the best Club in the world. AMA
Bought this ape and now I’ve got a lifetime membership to the best Club in the world. AMA
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Human Resources is awesome right now. Appreciate everyone in this dedicated community making inspired art, memes, music, films, and fiction every day! 🏅We just wrapped up The TRADERS! A reality TV inspired game show played out across Twitter and Discord. Honestly one of the most unique social experiences I've ever had on the internet. 👷‍♂️A quick recap of what we have been up to: • The Reintegration Lab: We are buying Employees off the floor to use as community rewards. • This week: Beta testing HR SOCIAL. A private network to expand your PFP's identity with extensive customization, achievements, and more. • Next week: Floor Week! Exploring the traits and backstories of the lowest-ranking Employees. • There is another surprise coming too... Also, we just shook out the swing traders, so HR is on sale. 🎉There has never been a better time to join the company. Building every day! See you in the Discord: discord.gg/YUsFgpjp56
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Derek retweeted
“The thing about the smile is it doesn’t hurt anymore.” This is how the story begins. The story of 2375, @Tabcorp_HR's happy-faced security guard, and the protagonist of this short video based on a text by @Sonoflasg, alongside floor guys 5783 and 8291. If you want to read how it plays out, don't miss the thread with Son’s full stories here: teapawt.net/Sonoflasg/status/20392…
FILE 2375 AFFECT: PERSISTENT POSITIVE MARKER STATUS: WITHIN EXPECTED PARAMETERS (PROVISIONAL) "The same yellow face, repeated across the hierarchy like a word the system keeps misspelling." #WritingCommunity #WeirdFiction @o8odigitalart
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Derek retweeted
Bored Apes will be the most hated rally
Bored Apes will be the most hated rally
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this laser eyes just sold for 18 ETH ($41,670 USD)
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1/ HR is a massive, decentralized performance art piece. Here's how I think about that, and where we are headed. 🧵👇
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