Bored Place

ALT a halloween costume contest sign-up sheet pinned to a cork board with orange and cream string lights and two small black paper bats. headline: clone costume contest, sat oct 31, the bored place break room. seven taped polaroids. bored ape #8860 with a crowd fave ribbon: clone of bayc #8860, going as: its og, lying down all day, phone at 3am. mutant ape #17148: going as: a day off, nobody's ever seen one. kennel club dog #1474: going as: full storage, 14 packs, not moving. pixel art gob #2202: going as: the rift, dressed as a portal, smells like flux. g's on ape #1: going as: a weekend (costume is fake). the fisters #1: going as: overtime (wore it last season too). an empty slot: your clone here, going as: ???. a yellow sticky note: fine print, prize: bragging rights, shifts not cancelled. footer: bored.place.

ALT A lobby directory on a dark wood wall. A brass plaque at the top reads tenant directory, the bored place building. Below it, a gold-framed black felt letter board lists floors, each with a small art thumbnail. Roof: the rift, flux and catalysts, hold onto something. 6: the fisters, with The Fisters #1, newest tenants, moved in, clocked in. 5: g's on ape, with G's on Ape #1, survey dept, swear they found a discovery. 4: gobs on ape, with pixel art Gob #2202, salvage, scrap in every pocket. 3: bakc, with Kennel Club dog #1474, fetches scrap, brings it back, good boy. 2: mayc, with Mutant Ape #17148, rift commuters, back with flux, no notes. 1: bayc, with Bored Ape #8860, front desk, 1 lifetime clone grant each. Basement b1: clone lab, 2 commons walk in, 1 evolved clone walks out. Bottom left, a red sign reads now leasing your clone, desk plus route by next pack. A handwritten note reads not just apes, 6 collections, one building. Footer reads bored.place.

ALT A meme styled as a generic browser search page on a cream background. A browser tab at the top reads bored search. A large center logo reads bored search, bored in orange and search in black. Top right, a round profile avatar shows Bored Ape #8860, a brown ape with a bandage over its eyes and gritted teeth on teal, labeled signed in as: clone of bayc #8860. Top left, a tilted polaroid of Mutant Ape #17148, a green mutant ape with a blue crystal hat and open fanged mouth, captioned crew also searching. A white search box has how to typed in. The autocomplete dropdown lists: how to tell my og i found flux in the rift, is it normal to work a 36 hr season straight (both marked recent), salvage vs survey vs rift which one hits, how often do you feed a black lotus, can clones take weekends off, what does intelligence stat even do, storage full what now, how to ask for a raise from someone who is asleep. Footer reads bored.place.

ALT A pegboard garage wall styled as a DMV display. At the top, a cream license plate banner reads OFFICIAL, DEPT OF CREWS, BORED PLACE DMV, now issuing crew vanity plates. Below, eight embossed vanity plates with the state line BORED PLACE: RIFT RAT, SLVG4LYF, NO SLEEP, CLONE ME, SURVEY SZN, LOTUS DAD, CREW OF 5, and a blank glowing plate with seven dashes and your crew here, tagged yours?. On the right, a Bored Place DMV crew driver license shows Bored Ape #8860 as registered driver, clone of bayc #8860, endorsements salvage, survey, rift, status on shift, restrictions must wear blindfold, with a red REGISTERED stamp. Below it, a polaroid of Mutant Ape #17148 captioned co-signer. Footer: register your crew. bored.place

ALT A warm moving-day scene with the headline season moving day and the line every 36 hrs. it all comes with you, plus the bored.place logo. On the left, a brown clipboard holds a packing list (movers: the clones, they insisted) with green checkmarks next to materials, buildings, totems, discoveries, earned claims and the crew. A dashed red box reads stays behind: clone price + rarity odds, back to 5,000 $BORED next season. A photo of Mutant Ape #17148 is labelled mover on duty, lifts with its legs. On the right, a stack of taped cardboard moving boxes is labelled materials, buildings, earned claims, totems and discoveries. On top sits an open box marked fragile and the crew, with Bored Ape #8860 peeking out and a speech bubble saying are we there yet. A sticky note says your crew's share of the work = your share of the season's prizes. The footer reads new season every 36 hrs, prizes in $BORED + $NFLX split by crew work.

ALT A white employee performance review form on a brown clipboard, with the bored.place logo and a red note: confidential, do not show the clone. A paperclipped employee photo shows Bored Ape #8860. Handwritten fields: employee, clone of bayc #8860; department, rift route; manager, you (asleep); review period, this season; shift, yes. A red stamp reads approved for another shift. Rating table: attendance, never logged off; packs hauled, one every 4 hours, no breaks; teamwork, crew of 5 at full strength (all checked exceeds); communication, question marks in every box; work-life balance, what's that, left blank. Stats on file: agility, strength, vitality, intelligence. Manager comments: opened the app once to check in. clone already did the whole shift. not sure what i bring to this team. Signed clone #8860 and zzz. A yellow sticky note from peer reviewer Mutant Ape #17148, survey route: never asked to go home, kinda showing off.

ALT A cream seating chart card on a red gingham tablecloth, titled bored place sunday dinner, with the note dinner at 6, the clones are still on shift. Place cards with real art sit around a long wooden table: Bored Ape #8860 at the head (head of the table, brought nothing), Mutant Ape #17148 (asking about the rift before grace), Gobs On Ape #2202 (came straight off the night shift), G's on Ape #1 (already went back for seconds), The Fisters #1 (first sunday here, sat right down), and Bored Ape Kennel Club #1474 in the middle marked seat: under the table (technically at dinner). An empty dashed card at the end reads reserved for your clone. A yellow sticky note says no phones at the table, clones keep working. Footer stamp: not just apes, 6 collections clone here, and bored.place.

ALT A stadium jumbotron at night with LED dot-matrix text reading BORED PLACE, live, season 13. A player cam panel shows Bored Ape #8860 with Mutant Ape #17148 inset. Hero number: 215 clones on shift. Tiles: 558 clones created, 450,000 $BORED jackpot, 5,000 $BORED clone price, 6.4M $BORED prizes claimed. Ticker: salvage / survey / rift crews all on shift. Footer: bored.place.

ALT a scrapbook style baby book page on cream lined paper with pink, blue and green washi tape, over a dark game map background. the title reads baby book and my clone's first season. handwritten fill-in lines say born: the clone lab, first route: salvage, first stats with playful colored bars for agility, strength, vitality and intelligence, first crew: 4 other clones, first pack home: 4 hrs, and first word: left blank with a big pink ???. a taped polaroid of bored ape #8860 on a teal background is labeled born this season, and a smaller polaroid of mutant ape #17148 is labeled crew bestie. a pink handwritten note reads didn't cry once. went straight to work. the bored.place logo is bottom left and robinhood chain bottom right.

ALT a plant shop care tag for the black lotus, pinned on a dark game map. the top of the tag shows a glowing dark purple and black lotus flower floating on a green pad. the tag reads black lotus, crew-wide work bonus, care instructions, handle with snacks. care lines: light, rift glow. water, feed every 20 to 48 hrs. growth, +3% crew work, up to +13% over a year while healthy. unlocks, workshop 7 + clone lab 7. warning in red, miss 3 windows and it's gone. difficulty, needier than your ex. a dark strip at the bottom says do not leave unattended. on the right are two taped photos: bayc #8860 labeled head caretaker, and mayc #17148 labeled backup waterer, clone. a handwritten note below says set an alarm. then set another one. small bored.place logo in the bottom left corner, robinhood chain in the bottom right.

ALT a paper day planner page titled saturday plans, two very different ones, on a dark game map. the left column is og's saturday with a photo of bayc #8860: 9am sleep in, 11am brunch (long one), 1pm nap, 4pm check on the clone, 4:05 he's fine. nap 2, 8pm doomscroll, and 11pm be productive crossed out. the right column is clone's saturday with a photo of mayc #17148: 6am clock in, 7am salvage shift, 11am survey shift, 3pm rift run, 9pm still on shift, 11pm overtime (by choice). a yellow sticky note says weekends are a human concept, signed the clone. small bored.place logo in the corner.

ALT two vintage postcards on a dark game map. the front says greetings from the rift in big retro letters over a sunset, with a photo of bayc #8860 captioned me at work. the back has a handwritten note: dear og, shift went long, found 3 catalysts, crew says hi, salvage guys are jealous, don't wait up. a season 12 postmark, a rift stamp and a crew photo of mayc #17148.

ALT a vintage yearbook page on cream paper headed the bored place yearbook, class of season 12, senior superlatives, with handwritten notes h.a.g.s. stay bored!! and see u on shift :). six framed portraits in a 3 by 2 grid: bayc #8860, a brown ape with a bandage over its eyes: most likely to clock in first. mayc #17148, a green mutant ape in a blue hat: most likely to take the rift for fun. bakc #1474, a pink dog carrying a small ape: perfect attendance. gobs on ape #2202, a pixel art ape: most likely to work the night shift. g's on ape #1, a 3d ape in a vest: class clown. the fisters #1, a purple character on yellow: newest transfer student. a red stamp reads not just apes. 6 collections clone here, next to the bored.place logo.

ALT a bored place image styled like a room rental listing card. on the left is mutant ape yacht club #17148, a green zombie-style ape in a blue crystal fur hat with a wide open, toothy mouth, tagged in the public pool. the headline reads listing: one bored ape, available for clone shifts. below: other players clone it and put it to work, and clones work while you're away. a split bar shows 75% to the player who borrows it and 25% to the nft owner. a what this listing offers section lists: list your nft's artwork in the public pool; evolve from shared sources, 85% to the player and 15% spread across the source holders; using your own nft, 100% of your clone's reward work stays with you; idle shifts, clones keep working while you sleep. an accepting listings from box shows bayc, mayc, bakc, gobs on ape, g's on ape and the fisters. a joke reviews box has two five star clone reviews. the footer asks listing yours or borrowing one? next to the bored.place logo.

ALT A Bored Place image styled like a chalkboard sign in a pub, framed in wood. Chalk lettering at the top reads the bored place pub, season 11, above a big headline: last call. Below it: season 11 closes tonight at 10pm et. On the left, Bored Ape Yacht Club #8860 is pinned up in a white frame, labeled head bartender. The chalk menu on the right lists tonight's jackpot: 450,000 $BORED, half of each clone's $BORED feeds it; clone price: still 5,000 $BORED plus 0.001 eth, season starting price; on shift: 234 clones, including 3 legendaries; house rule: your crew's share of the work equals your cut of the season's $BORED and $NFLX prizes. Near the bottom: kitchen closes at 10. clones work till the bell. Footer reads what's your crew ordering before close? with the bored.place logo.

ALT A Bored Place image styled like a local tv weather report. A red live bug and a clone weather center tag sit above the headline today's forecast. Bored Ape Yacht Club #8860 appears on the left as the chief clone meteorologist. Three forecast panels on the right: salvage with a sun icon and 100% chance of scrap, survey with a cloud dropping spores and scattered discoveries, and rift with a lightning cloud and flux storms, catalysts possible. A banner reads crew advisory: owner in meetings all day. clones unbothered. Below it: today: clones working, you at your day job. Footer reads what's the forecast for your crew today? with the bored.place logo.

ALT Three Bored Place clone portraits side by side: Bored Ape Yacht Club #8860, Mutant Ape Yacht Club #17148 and Bored Ape Kennel Club #1474. Each wears a red hello my name is sticker with the name written as ???. Headline reads every clone gets a name tag, footer reads what's yours called? reply below, with the bored.place logo.

ALT A sports broadcast style starting lineup graphic for bored place with six player cards: bored ape yacht club #8860, mutant ape yacht club #17148, bored ape kennel club #1474, gobs on ape #2202, g's on ape #1 and the fisters #1, with the footer 6 collections, 1 crew, bored.place.

ALT A worn diner-style recipe card titled "the evolution cookbook" with three recipes: evolution, greater evolution and ascension. Each recipe shows polaroid thumbnails of clone ingredients, its bored cost and its rarity odds, with a chef's note at the bottom and a small bored.place mark.

ALT A worn, ruled notebook page titled "rift shift log" with handwritten timestamped entries from a clone's shift, a taped polaroid of a Mutant Ape clone, a stats box, and "rift route" and "storage full" stamps.