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At the cross-section of unjustified arrogance and unprovoked self-hatred, you will find me. player of quadriceps

Washington, DC
Joined February 2014
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It’s gonna be a white boy summer, followed swiftly by a nuclear winter
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If you told an AI to write the finish to a random wrestling main event, this might be what it produces. And it's awesome.
Replying to @wstgoat7 @W7stgoat
this is better than 99% of tv shows and movies teapawt.net/FAR5222/status/1777162…
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They should have made George Lopez the Blue Beetle
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My Insta polls are becoming less of actual polls and more of a game with pre-written dialogue options. Like Skyrim or Outer Worlds, except instead of responding to what I said, you have to pick “big fan of space heaters” or “my dandruff has become uncontrollable”
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Whoa. I don’t even want to click “Show” here, this showed up like 10 seconds after I hit send
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Someone post another bombshell in the forums, I only need a few points before I become Amethyst Brandon
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Come on down to the East Coast, where you can have your face seared off by the sun, or be drowned by the rain
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I accidentally dapped up a security guard at Giant because I am an awkward human being
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Just learned Brandon backwards is Nodnarb. That’s just gross.
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Speling Bee Champin Brandon retweeted
The @MLQAdmirals may have been down some crew members in Ottawa, but Riley Starrs helped right the ship, earning Player of the Week honors in the process. Full stats update from this weekend coming soon to mlquadball.com
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Sometimes I wish I was shorter. Like, a lot shorter. 0’3”, around there
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…why did he use the city names for the Lions and Steelers, but the mascot names for the rest?
Replying to @AdamSchefter
Giants, Jets, Packers, Bears, Raiders, Detroit, Bengals, Pittsburgh voted against it - to no avail.
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People out here really using jargon
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If you ignore the holes in my shirts, my office fit is on POINT
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Going to a wedding, got the fit planned out
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I sent this as my headshot to my new job. For some reason it’s giving uncanny valley.
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I’m feeling avuncular, and Jane doesn’t have the heart or BALLS to look up what that means
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