
chief on-call officer @polylane | prev @cloudflaredev, @baselimehq (acquired), physicist
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we’re just getting started
ive been talking a lot about my own products recently, so taking a breath to give credit where its due to @polylane
after launching @foundermail_app 2 weeks ago i thought it was about time i make sure my proactive observability ducks are in a row... i mean, after all, those early first impressions are so important for a start up!
3 months ago @boristane gave me a demo, and while it was cool, it was a little rough around the edges, since then the team has really cooked... set up was super smooth and intuitive and its already suggested an improvement based on real data. really goes to show how important attention to detail really is!
while i hope i never have to hear from it again, im glad its there if i do!
boris retweeted
we did not forget our friends on gcp
@polylane for gcp is live
detect, investigate and remediate all issues on gcp automatically!
we did not forget our friends on gcp
@polylane for gcp is live
detect, investigate and remediate all issues on gcp automatically!
daily round up of incidents
what is going on?
📊 Most incidents on Nov 3 (UTC)
1. Parasail · 28
2. Fireworks AI · 10
3. SendGrid · 10
4. Twilio · 10
5. Cloudflare · 8
outages.live
we're live
Is GitHub down again?
Here's a live status of 250+ cloud, AI and dev tools, straight from their status pages.
GitHub, AWS, Cloudflare, OpenAI, Stripe and the rest
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github is down lol
🟡 GitHub: Incident with Git Operations
Git Operations has degraded performance. GitHub reports that it is investigating the problem. The incident started at 20:57 UTC.
Degraded · Git Operations
outages.live/outages/github-…
feels like there's a new major outage every day now, and it's getting worse as agents eat more of the SDLC
so I built @outageslive, a live feed for agents that aggregates 250+ providers and dev tools
free, no signup, no api key
check out the website: outages.live
point your agent at it: outages.live/mcp
or put it on a screen in the office: outages.tv
turns out you need to read the code
some things I often say to claude when doing perf optimization work:
> how do we rewrite this to better leverage data-oriented design principles
> can you replace those hash tables with a flat array? can we make the pointers an index into the array? can we pack the most commonly used data into upper bits of the index?
> caching is cope for a slow design. do not add caches and delete all existing caches. instead, redesign it to be faster
> should this be a structure of arrays instead of an array of structures?
I’ll be judging a YC hackathon this weekend
it’ll be fun, come say hi!
Judge #2: @boristane CEO of @polylane
One of the most knowledgable Durable Actor people out there, impressing him will be TOUGH.
Fun facts:
- Sold 1st company to Cloudflare
- did 011y there
- Now is on a mission to make being oncall not a thing anymore
Expect fist-bumps.
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Introducing @computer.
Claude Code & Codex in the cloud, as fast as your local machine. Sometimes even faster!
Try it today via Slack, byo sub supported.
opencomputer.dev
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Speaker lineup with
- Christina Zhu
- @boristane
- @DhravyaShah
- Shifra Williams
? So hyped for tonight at @MuxHQ !
hello friends! After an incredible #GithubUniverse I will be giving a very short spooky talk tonight at Agent Horror Stories 👻 w/ @lizziepika !! Tonight in sf! Come through :)
luma.com/mux-24r9
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if you've spent a lot of time thinking about and building multiplayer agent-native workspaces, DM me
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