A parody of someone erudite and funny. Backup account for @AndyGilder

Joined October 2021
If you weren't following me on the @AndyGilder account please pop over and let me know Likewise if I've followed you on @BornAgainBantam and didn't on the old (now reinstated) account let me know over there Will be keeping this account as a backup
1
1
7
5,644
Beautiful Bollo has been busy living life to its fullest in his forever home! 🐶🙌 If you're thinking of rehoming a rescue, make sure to visit our website to see our available dogs 🐶👉 bit.ly/4qk6afk
4
11
51
1,081
Disrespecting the memory of Maud Flanders
Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen.
42
Cowabunga, dude
107
1,234
87
10,179
179,906
Shanahan petulantly using his final timeout Suck on it. That's for 28-3
1
79
Are...are we a ball control offense now? @TheFalcoholic @OuttaYourFnMind
1
68
Romeo recently celebrated his 3rd Birthday with his adopters! 🎂 Who told us: 'He has settled in so well and is such a sweet boy. 💙 We can't imagine life without him.' If you'd like to find your very own Romeo, head to our website to meet our dogs 🐶👉 bit.ly/4qk6afk
3
15
1
61
1,649
Chris Lindstrom Giveaway ‼️ Repost for a chance to win a signed @C_Lindstrom63 throwback helmet!
62
2,419
15
1,475
79,639
Is Scottish culture embezzling a camper van then letting your other half take all the blame?
EXCLUSIVE Nicola Sturgeon has warned Scotland is lagging well behind other countries over the championing and promotion of its own culture 👇
43
Just bin the women's RL World Cup. It's a pointless exercise where Australia beat everybody by 50 plus The women's game in the northern hemisphere is a joke touch and pass league
54
Gino had a sleepover in foster care and we've been told he was wonderful during his stay! 💛 Gino is the perfect combination of playful and snuggly. This lovely lurcher is the best company, he has a fun personality that's guaranteed to make you smile. bit.ly/4zq7SzN
1
13
38
469
Join Kongbear and Sophie for an adventure! 🐻💜 This handsome boy is still looking to find his forever home 🏡 He makes a wonderful best friend to snuggle and explore with! Meet Kongbear 👉 bit.ly/4hYSYdj
24
38
427
How ADORABLE is Cinnamon?!🥹💛 This incredibly sweet, kind boy is now up for rehoming after spending time recovering from leg amputation surgery. He’s a very special dog and is ready to start a brilliant next chapter in his life 🥰 Find out more 👉 bit.ly/4z5KqaD
2
112
1
164
1,901
Tongue out Tuesday with Domino! 🐶💛 If you LOVE going on hikes and exploring the great outdoors then Domino could the PAW-fect match for you 🏕️ This 3 year old Collie Spaniel Crossbreed is super smart, fun and always ready for an adventure 🥳 Domino 👉 bit.ly/4siI1GT
1
80
139
1,573
Help gentle giant Oscar find his forever home! Oscar is a gorgeous greyhound who’s really friendly and easy-going. He’s staying with foster carers who’ve said “He’s been a dream!” Please share this post so we can help Oscar find his PAW-fecy match! ❤️ bit.ly/4sgShza
78
94
792
Well that should finally convince Littlewood and Nicholson-Watton that their futures lie away from Headingley Absolute shitshow of an offseason, blocking up junior pathways with middle-aged projects
✍️ Rhinos capture Gittens from @HalifaxPanthers! The 25-year old rising prop forward joins the club on a one-year deal. Find out more 🔽 therhinos.co.uk/article/2411…
5
33
5,523
Call it Abusr
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
1
308
This is how your emails find us today! ✉️ Swipe to see our employee of the month 🐾 Stanley has found himself a forever home 🙌 🏡but wanted to spend some time helping his friends find matches before he goes! 🐶 🏡 Meet our available dogs 👉 bit.ly/3UdbWTN
22
71
1,302
Selfie Sunday with Kongbear! 🐻 This gorgeous guy loves to snuggle! 🥰 He is fun, friendly and loves attention once he's built a relationship with you, which doesn't take long! For a lifetime of snuggles and adventures add Kongbear to your favourites! bit.ly/4hYSYdj
55
90
1,417
"There are 9 million bicycle thefts in Beijing"
Random punchline generator
139