Tweeting a completely random Squidward quote every half hour, WIP. Only tweets Season 1 and some of Season 2 so far

Joined December 2020
I'm... I'm... I'm... I-I feel great!
4
732
What are you doing here?
1
484
Well, I wouldn't've chosen this interior...
3
326
Give me the pizza!
2
301
SpongeBob, do us all a favor.
1
297
Everything's in red.
1
3
314
Will you hold him still?
3
272
Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it.
1
242
Patrick and SpongeBob?
1
238
This is all a horrible mistake!
1
2
238
All I want are those chores done.
2
207
You can't trust him as far as you can throw him.
195
I didn't play any wrong notes.
1
194