Tim Hall

Cows are the only thing that can simultaneously annoy the ever loving shit out of me and bring me all the joy in the world at the same time

Me if I was in the bottom 10th percentile

I need the CEO's of Pilot, Loves, and TA to be in a board room with me so they can watch me blow my brains out in front of them for allowing a complete inundation of Subways in their stores..

Things that make long weeks worth it.

They act this way in our country as well....

I think one thing that really annoys me now is that everything has to have an AI Summary. They're shoving it down our throats at every turn now.

Or the guy in Ohio that goes "So were you born here in Ohio?" No, I was born and raised in TX then moved to WY. "Oh so how long have you lived in Ohio then?" I still live in WY. He goes "Oh...." And you can tell he was trying to figure out how I had his cows on my trailer.

Hauled a load from a salebarn in ND to a farm in SD. Guy says "You're from Wyoming? What were you in North Dakota for?" I told him I got a call that said to go pick up cattle at the barn. He goes "So you're just gonna go back to Wyoming now?"

Cowtrucking for a living is kind of funny because you meet a lot of people that have you haul their cows, but have no idea that people do it cross country.

Credit bureau's hate this one simple trick.

Been a productive month Dropped my total credit card balances from 75% to 20 Paid off EVERY single one of my collection accounts My credit history went from a "fair age" to a "good" age And after all of that, my credit dropped 58 points this morning Luigi shot the wrong SOB

Could y'all imagine the damage George Jones would've done with peak Twitter and the tinder app?

Idaho needs to be intensely studied for its insane abundance of attractive women.

Apparently Netflix is remaking The Lonesome Dove... Which should be easy to make better considering the original is easily on the Top 5 worst western flicks of all time list.

I love storms so much.

Farmer said "Get them there under 30 hours please" I told him I outta be dropped off in 22-23. He says "No I've only seen 22 hours once or twice.. 24 hours a few times. Most drivers take 28-30 hours. Please don't be over that" Anyway....

I made a promise to myself June 1 of 26 that by June 1 of 2027, I'll be completely debt free and have 30k in my savings account. I have 10 more months to achieve that goal. Tomorrow I get rid of my biggest debt, and I am currently 10% towards that 30k.

I had a job that threw time off at you (Worked out to about 6 weeks a year). It was cool for days where I felt like blacking out at a bar and not coming to work on a Tuesday morning, but otherwise it's boring to take PTO. I'd end up finding contract work to double dip the pay.

Why didn't anyone tell me you're not supposed to swallow the zyn pouch?

Every app is a dating app if you have enough confidence. So was good shawty?

Y'all some nasty bastards. I live on the road in a semi truck and still wash them once a week.