Whilst dealing with an incident tonight. @metpoliceuk your officers were bought tea from someone passing buy. Great to see!
Just had to call the police about the @AddisonLeeCabs car I was in. Made my mother feeling that intimidated I had no choice.
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I can't be the only person that despises these "nerd", "geek" , "dweeb" T-shirts. It's not like they're fooling anyone
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Also propose we have a “#Steak & #Blowjobs Day” for all the girls that are #totesalternative and #edgy, called “Lickin’ & Chicken Day”. #lol
Awful awkward eye contact whilst buying condoms in superdrug! #dontjudgeme!






