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Bownuggets

@Bownuggets
 Ohio, USA
Joined November 2009
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*7 hours after losing rap battle* [sobbing]: I...I don’t know Susan maybe I am a wet-toast kermit lookin-ass bitch
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EXECUTIONER: *tightens straps on electric chair* any last words? ME: when a toaster dies it should be called a ghoster lol EXECUTIONER: [slides another bead across the abacus] double death penalty
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Bownuggets@Bownuggets3 Feb 2015
HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER
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Bownuggets@Bownuggets6 Feb 2015
Are there any monsters under my bed Dad? "No son. The only monsters live & walk amongst us & u won't know until it's too late. Goodnight."
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That’s justice.
Bownuggets (@Bownuggets) profile pictureBownuggets@Bownuggets11 Jan 2016
[God creating praying mantis] Make an insect that does karate Angel: k Now make it bite her husband's head off Angel: dude we need to talk
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jo@whatsJo28 Feb 2021
[told I’m needed to fulfill an ancient prophecy] what’s the latest possible deadline
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Still one of my favorite things
kim (@KimmyMonte) profile picturekim@KimmyMonte21 Sep 2016
My 9 yo son just made this movie trailer and I literally cannot stop laughing.
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.@SuiNeltwork14 Sep 2020
good thing we’re still closed because one of the rides just exploded
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The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified
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kim@KimmyMonte14 Sep 2020
“we gotta yeet this virus” we stan paul rudd. teapawt.net/seanseaevans/status/13…
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kim@KimmyMonte30 Aug 2020
if you watch Friday the 13th backwards, a hockey goalie heals murder victims by walking away from them
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*emerges from a lake riding the Loch Ness monster* "Do geese see God" is a palindrome *smoke bomb*
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Just in case u missed it ...
Bownuggets (@Bownuggets) profile pictureBownuggets@Bownuggets9 Apr 2015
Stop Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer _/ Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer
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Appreciate that KD
Air Bud Dwyer (@kDuncanG) profile pictureAir Bud Dwyer@kDuncanG18 Jun 2020
Replying to @Bownuggets
he's back
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One time at a block party, I challenged my neighbor to a dance-off & did the running man so hard his roof fell off
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did y'all know a can of Pringles is more than one serving
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