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Come in and see us and try one of our Grand Slam breakfasts starting at just $5.99

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Joined February 2019
Here at Big Boys Restaurants, if we ever see @tyleroakley come in to our restaurants, we piss in his food.
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Guys. Guys. This is Big Boy Restaurants. I feel like giving up. I feel like dying. Please, Little Debbie, I am crying out for help!!!
Big Boy Restaurants has not time for your bullshit on Twitter.
Who wants to die of food poisoning from a bunch of shit ass hamburgers? Is that the question you are asking?
Who wants a shot at getting Baconator free... for life?
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I worked at mc donalds a few months ago. Got a severe burn and no proper treatment. I also got underpaid over 105$ and my managers were coke dealers. Never again.
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Is this a joke? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?
Calling all McDonald’s restaurant employees! Tell us about the skills you’re learning on the job for a chance to spend the day w/ @tyleroakley, who got his start at a McD’s restaurant, and other industry pros. Details -> news.mcdonalds.com/stories/o… #SkillsToGetYouThere
*gets angry when the Uber driver doesn't show up after 30 minutes because he got killed in an accident. Will your fatass cook some Hamburger Helper for once in your goddamned pathetic life? NO. Just send a DOMINOES DRIVER to risk his life so you can shove garbage in your face.
*Opens weather app* *Immediately closes and opens @UberEats to order #McDelivery* #polarvortex
Be Our Guest unless you are some kind of queer, then it is "we don't take kindly to your kind around here." SHAME ON YOU FOR HOSTING THIS HOMOPHOBIC TRASH, MALL OF AMERICA!!!
Now this is a fri-YAY! Be one of the first 100 guests at #SkatetheStar this afternoon + receive a @ChickfilA Be Our Guest card. 😋 bit.ly/2DQ6ihm
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Big Boy Restaurants supports Antifa in all the work they do fighting Nazis. Come in today and say you support Antifa too, and we will give you a free milkshake with every meal purchase.
Well you will never trend for the positive quality of your foods.
Did @Weezer cover our "Down on the Farm" jingle? Is that why they are trending? #bobevans #cover
"I handle strategic planning, negotiation, and execution of all brand partnerships, sponsorships, and promotions for Taco Bell." This is a nightmare fucking job and I would kill myself if I ever had to work for you.
Dream job alert. 🚨 Check out our blog post to see one of the best jobs ever at Taco Bell.

5 dollars for a box full of predigested diarrhea? SUCH A DEAL!!! I hope you shit yourselves to death TACO BELL!!!
The best things in life come in $5 boxes. Get the $5 Double Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box now.
Here at Big Boys restaurants, we believe that All Cops are Bastards. SPIT. IN. THEIR. FOOD!!!
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WHICH ONE OF THESE GARBAGE FAST FOOD JOINTS IS GOING TO CHECK ME? NONE. I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING KONG OF FAST FOOD RESTAURANT TWITTER PAGES COCKSUCKERS!!!
WHY HAVE YOU FILTHY ASS FUCKING AMERICANS FORSAKEN BIG BOY RESTAURANTS???!!! YOU ARE ALL GARBAGE AND ONE DAY THE REST OF THE WORLD IS GOING TO RISE UP AND THERE WILL BE A FUCKING CLEANSING RAIN.
You can't just make trash commercials and act like it's an ironic aesthetic. IT IS A TRASH AESTHETIC!!!
Chick-fil-A, Inc is a company ran by a bunch of homophobic cocksucking hypocrites. #Fuckthemtohellcocksuckers