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Here at Big Boys Restaurants, if we ever see @tyleroakley come in to our restaurants, we piss in his food.
Guys. Guys. This is Big Boy Restaurants. I feel like giving up. I feel like dying. Please, Little Debbie, I am crying out for help!!!
Who wants to die of food poisoning from a bunch of shit ass hamburgers? Is that the question you are asking?
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I worked at mc donalds a few months ago. Got a severe burn and no proper treatment. I also got underpaid over 105$ and my managers were coke dealers. Never again.
Is this a joke? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?
Calling all McDonald’s restaurant employees! Tell us about the skills you’re learning on the job for a chance to spend the day w/ @tyleroakley, who got his start at a McD’s restaurant, and other industry pros. Details -> news.mcdonalds.com/stories/o… #SkillsToGetYouThere
Be Our Guest unless you are some kind of queer, then it is "we don't take kindly to your kind around here." SHAME ON YOU FOR HOSTING THIS HOMOPHOBIC TRASH, MALL OF AMERICA!!!
Now this is a fri-YAY! Be one of the first 100 guests at #SkatetheStar this afternoon + receive a @ChickfilA Be Our Guest card. 😋 bit.ly/2DQ6ihm
Big Boy Restaurants supports Antifa in all the work they do fighting Nazis. Come in today and say you support Antifa too, and we will give you a free milkshake with every meal purchase.
"I handle strategic planning, negotiation, and execution of all brand partnerships, sponsorships, and promotions for Taco Bell." This is a nightmare fucking job and I would kill myself if I ever had to work for you.
We are going to Pizza Hut tonight. #makemomwriteyououtofherwillin7words
WHICH ONE OF THESE GARBAGE FAST FOOD JOINTS IS GOING TO CHECK ME? NONE. I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING KONG OF FAST FOOD RESTAURANT TWITTER PAGES COCKSUCKERS!!!
WHY HAVE YOU FILTHY ASS FUCKING AMERICANS FORSAKEN BIG BOY RESTAURANTS???!!! YOU ARE ALL GARBAGE AND ONE DAY THE REST OF THE WORLD IS GOING TO RISE UP AND THERE WILL BE A FUCKING CLEANSING RAIN.
You can't just make trash commercials and act like it's an ironic aesthetic. IT IS A TRASH AESTHETIC!!!
Chick-fil-A, Inc is a company ran by a bunch of homophobic cocksucking hypocrites. #Fuckthemtohellcocksuckers











