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AverageJoe retweeted
If HR calls and says "your role is impacted, please sign the separation letter by Friday", never say:
"sure, I'll sign it today"
"was it my performance?"
nothing at all, then sign it at 11 PM Thursday
Instead Say:
AverageJoe retweeted
NEVER FORGET: The BIGGEST Cuts to Medicaid and SNAP from H.R. 1 begin on January 1st, 2027. THIS MUST BE REPEALED!
AverageJoe retweeted
For those who don't get the Lou Pai reference..
He was the CEO of Enron Energy Services and pulled off the cleanest executive exit in Wall Street history right before the company collapsed.
In early 2000, Pai knocked up a stripper named Melanie. Who later became his second wife. His first wife of 20 years understandably filed for divorce.
During the divorce settlement, a family court judge forced Pai to liquidate his Enron shares and options to split the marital assets. Between May and June 2000 he cashed out roughly $250 mil right near the absolute peak of the stock.
A year later, Enron went to zero and the feds came after every executive for insider trading. Pai kept almost everything (only paying a tiny $31.5M civil settlement later) and became one of the largest landowners in Colorado. You can't convict a guy for a court mandated divorce sale.
AverageJoe retweeted
Jensen Huang getting caught with a suspected Chinese spy is not a national security crisis. It's the greatest liquidity event in market history.
He's running the Lou Pai Enron playbook to perfection. How do you dump billions in $NVDA at the absolute peak of the AI bubble without spooking the tape or triggering an SEC/DOJ insider trading? You get a divorce judge to legally force you to liquidate the position.
Zero regulatory blowback. Generational bag secured. 🏆 Undisputed GOAT.
Regulators hate this one simple trick.
AverageJoe retweeted
Hmm
Seems to me like someone over at Bloomberg knew what was going on since they moved heaven and earth to DMCA this story.
Bloomberg is trying to get @GamersNexus' channel removed from YouTube, one week after they exposed $NVDA is smuggling chips to China. 👀
@JG_Nuke @kshaughnessy2 @DarioCpx @SamanthaLaDuc
AverageJoe retweeted
I was literally just in bed passing out and I was watching the Rachel Maddow show. Look it up, Monday November 9, 2026. She really breaks down the corruption. No opinions, all facts, and she’s got receipts so everything is easily verifiable. Tell a friend. Informative AF.
AverageJoe retweeted
NO I DO NOT SUPPORT TWO PEOPLE BOUGHT OUT BY FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS TO LEAD THE UNITED STATES
CHUCK SCHUMER AND HAKEEM JEFFRIES ARE NOT FIT TO LEAD DEMOCRATS!
AverageJoe retweeted
Yes. The New York Times reported that the US Commerce Department approved roughly two dozen Chinese firms to buy or handle Nvidia H200 chips. This included companies with empty offices and no clear physical presence (such as New Matrix and Maginfra), ownership links to Entity List firms, and ties to Chinese military contractors. Actual shipments remain limited.
AverageJoe retweeted
This is Enron level fraud. Nvidia pumping sales by selling to fictious entities
BREAKING: The US Commerce Dept was approving sales of Nvidia, $NVDA, chips to companies in China which either did not exist, were on the sanctions list, and/or had ties to China's military, per NYT
AverageJoe retweeted
BREAKING: Trump's admin announced they plan to cut food assistance for 6.3 million more Americans.
Let's be clear: this is completely voluntary.
Americans spoke out against the cruelty of this admin and instead of listening, they doubled down on making life harder.
AverageJoe retweeted
“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.”
“Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.”
“Absolutely not.”
AverageJoe retweeted
If Trump facilitate Jensen Huang's Chinese spy moving chips to China so he and his crime family could share in the cash the illegal sales were generating, would that be a good reason to not tell Huang? Follow the money and remember Trump has committed espionage in the past.
AverageJoe retweeted
Ten women reported the same man at Cornell. TEN. And nothing was done to stop him. Then people turn around and ask why women don't report. Maybe start asking why nobody listens when they do.
AverageJoe retweeted
My professor opened his laptop to present this morning and an audio message started playing
“Your university has been compromised. Instructions have been left on your desk. We can bring down this institution.”
Just kept repeating this. Probably nothing.
AverageJoe retweeted
Just met a woman, a lawful permanent resident from Missouri, who was detained in moldy conditions inside a camp for 6 months. Her husband is a Navy veteran. She’s been in the country for 50 years. What are we even doing. 🤦♂️
AverageJoe retweeted
When I worked at Macy's back in the 80's, people who worked there raised families on what they made. It was their career.
I remember the guy in electronics retired after 30 years, and my boss in the cash office did the same.
The guys who worked in the suit department did very well for themselves.
Despite that, the store profited greatly every year, and we were given a beautiful Christmas party in appreciation.
What changed in this country?
When did it become nearly impossible to support oneself at a job that didn't require a degree or technical school?
AverageJoe retweeted
Hope TK paying attention to what just happened at DC Studios. Skydance said that they had confidence in Gunn & Safran's vision running DC. And proceed to get rid of them today. Just because Ellison told you not worry about AEW's future doesn't mean you're safe from cancellation.
