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Hello, Twitter. I remember you, old friend. Maybe we take some time, chat a bit, reconnect, recollect old times. Or we could just forget all that ever happened.

In my own head, mostly
Joined March 2009
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Ah yes, the trip to Pats + Geno's -- a rite of passage for every tourist.
South Philly is ready for a Dose of Reality! Biden's record-breaking inflation is making it harder for businesses like both Pat's and Geno's to stay afloat. A world without cheesesteaks? That’s just crazy!
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They should run the Philly Special in every single game until the sun envelopes the earth and swallows us all whole #FlyEaglesFly
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White supremacy is the power to define kneeling as more disrespectful than the murder of black lives. teapawt.net/vp/status/917074120084…
I left today's Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.
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Apparently we can send ships to other countries to try and intimidate them but not our own people to help them. teapawt.net/zeddrebel/status/91271…
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This will be of particular interest to @BrainLemon I think teapawt.net/_youhadonejob1/status/…
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Comic Con is annual US drill in which morphodytes and other social undesirables report to FEMA concentration camp, for eventual liquidation.
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watched a movie in the theater for the first time in 8 years - cell phones are still a problem =P
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When people say Trump's authoritarian threats seemed overblown, they mean 'I wasn't an initial target so I didn't care as much as I do now.' teapawt.net/ohnoshetwitnt/status/8…
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Mr. Lemon (also WaterIceScoop) retweeted
Parked BMWs are spontaneously catching fire and no-one knows why dailym.ai/2r2ATSA
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The FCC exists to threaten speech. Defund. teapawt.net/tiffanymadison/status/…
Just no. ⚡️ “FCC launches investigation into Stephen Colbert's Trump-Putin joke” teapawt.net/i/moments/860611157039…
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Replying to @BrainLemon
Exactly! There's something wonderful about the school of doubt. We could use a little more of it in our every day lives.
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My favorite thing about science is the concept of falsifiability. There's beauty in always trying to disprove a theory in order to prove it.
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At least we didn't elect the guy who'd never heard of Aleppo. That would've been reckless and embarrassing.
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Be honest. You are just an awful person that loves war. teapawt.net/BillKristol/status/850…
If Pres. Trump takes appropriate action against Assad this #NeverTrumper will of course support him. He's the president, not merely "Trump."
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Fat rotting papaya Donald Trump leaves US Capital in petulant temper tantrum after Court refuses to recognize Imperialist grace.
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in these dark times it's important to remember the things that make life worth living, and those things are all various types of cheese
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my new years resolution is 1600 x 1200
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Mr. Lemon (also WaterIceScoop) retweeted
3 @NVIDIAGeForce GTX 1080 graphic cards. #12DaysOfTitanfall Follow and RT for a chance to win one.
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Mr. Lemon (also WaterIceScoop) retweeted
FIRST STAR: Steve Mason led the NHL with 4 wins in 4 outings (1.71 GAA, .945 SV%) to propel the @NHLFlyers into the first Wild Card spot.
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