Trying to figure all of this out!!! Single father of 2, DM ok but only if I know you! Unless you're a blond hottie based in Nigeria!

Clearwater, FL
Joined January 2023
My grandma: if you want to impress the woman, you gotta be prepared to pitch woo Me: not understanding me assignment
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I finally got a full-time job, and it is safe from any AI replacement!!!!
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This is how German police deal with Islamic and Palestinian rioters and restore order. French police should take notes.
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Know the difference
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How I feel about my friends here!!!
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Seared and baked. Then fried same veggies as they asked
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Wut?
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As I mentioned, I did not like it. And 99% of you folks agreed with that. But I did get a lot of ideas for things I can put in my eggs. I’ll give some of those a shot thank you.
I tried vanilla extract in my eggs this morning, first time in probably 40 years, I have no idea why I liked it in my teens. Was not impressed. Anybody else put flavors in their eggs?
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In a world where we can hurt with words, remember .....
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I like a bristley clunge
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This is true ladies?????
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Those of you who have been following me for a while know that I was married for a little over 20 years, divorced now for about 6. I have two sons, 23 and 16. If I can impart one piece of advice to young men in relationships that I learned in all my years in marriage is this, when your girlfriend, fiancé, wife brings up a topic you don’t want to discuss; just look at her and say - oh great this shit again, really?!?!?!
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Be careful wearing political stuff to a hospital. The type of care you get might be different
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New song. Been working on this one for a bit. If you like it, a much cleaner copy is on any music streaming app you can add to your play list. 😊
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One reason I like cats sometimes more than dogs is, this beast was a foot or a foot and a half away from my cats head for about 5 to 6 seconds and she never woke up never moved never barked, zero reaction! Smooth kitty!!
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Does anybody else, remember something they read years ago and then check AI to confirm if it’s true? For about a decade, I truly believed, based on a conversation with a psychologist over a beer that humans cannot generate new faces in their dreams. So everybody you dream about is someone you’ve seen at least once. Just found out that that’s complete bullshit. Dreaming is a partly generative process and you can definitely generate new things that you haven’t seen before. I wonder what else I’ve been misinformed on.
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Can a woman have too many pairs of shoes? I had to buy 2 new pair today. They were on sale.
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Move over, Refrigerator Perry. There's a new heavyweight in town, and her name is Big Sue!
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