Creative Director and corporate troublemaker. Proudly pricking the pretensions of the internet since forever.

Naarm
Joined December 2008
My eyes rolled at the idea of someone defining having to name 3 nice things to say about their child as a complex overwhelming problem. #AI #Tech
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Good to see Harry Kane pick up the Ballon d'Or. Good to hear he thanked his old club Tottenham too. One of those footballers everyone respects no matter what club he plays for.
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One look at that phone and I’d say it’s pretty obvious why he hasn’t texted her.
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I knew it was going to rain today but I didn't know it was going to rain this much.I knew it was going to rain today but I didn't know it was going to rain this much.
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"He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere!" ~ Barack Obama
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"The best thing about a picture is that it never changes. Even when the people in it do" ~ Andy Warhol
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I'd like to think that when the arsonist set this shit heap on fire he had the first Dexys album on his phone and as the radio dial was twisted during the opening seconds of the album shouted loudly FOR GOD'S SAKE BURN IT DOWN! bbc.com/news/articles/cr93zw…
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You Am I have been playing this long forgotten gem from early ELO during their encore shows with the string quartet. I've got all my fingers & toes cross they play it when they come to Melbs in a couple of weeks. youtu.be/ZOsPSvFkQQQ?si=GvgW…
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Moody afternoon for coffee in Kalorama.
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Sitting on the balcony. Keith Jarrett tinkling the ivories as a light rain tumbles. My kinda Saturday morning. #HillsLife
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You may be cool but you’ll never be Tina Weymouth and Grandmaster Flash with a ghetto-blaster cool.
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My all time favourite card from the Oblique Strategies deck. #HappyAccidents
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Brainstorming......
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Food for thought.
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Contemplating using this piece of Abbott wisdom as a prompt for ChatGPT.....
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Very pleased to learn that ABC have a new season of Fisk lined up for 2027. Can't wait!
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