Director Stark

Heading to my office on my first day as Director like

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Tweeting to stay alive

Alright, I managed to freak myself out now, so I guess no sleep tonight. Might as well go tinker.

My nonna always talked to ghosts. She said they‘d put a curse on my dad for stealing my mom away from them. Makes sense, I suppose. ...maybe I should burn some sage. You know. Just in case.

Tesla, baby, I love you, but please, stop barking at ghosts. They can stay the night, I just want to sleep.

God, I want chocolate. So bad.

They look so bad I feel like I should rid the world of them with a lighter.

Holy shit. Who in the world filled in these files?

Let’s see if HQ burned down in my absence.

Mommy‘s back, bitches.

Nobody said the director couldn’t get her hands dirty anymore. I’m exhausted.

Every day I get reminded what a pain being pansexual is. So. Many. Gorgeous. People.

Seems like Tesla‘s outgrown his metal paw. Big boy! Guess it‘s time for a new one.

Man, I am so lonely. What‘s the point of having so much space if there‘s nobody around to share it with?

Boss bitch. ✨

Why do I keep wearing shoes that are literally out to kill me Oh right because I look fucking hot in them 🙄

Watch me put my foot in my mouth with everybody around here because it takes me like, three years to remember names and faces.