My wooord IQ is 5, whats yours? #wooordsa.leljcnfJfjjtgnzntjtj$($($5$($($($($($&494999000775
I scored 18 points in Classic Classic - puzzle 1, can you beat me? #wooordsnmn,m,i
My plan worked! I put Holden to bed as late as possible 10:30 & this morning he woke up at 10 am. Sure he'll be up til midnight but whatev
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If Downton Abbey took place entirely on Facebook: Season 3, Episode 7. funni.ly/WXiYqL via @HappyPlace
I don't normally unfriend people but I just had to unfriend an old friend because it was his 3rd post this week about a lady's vagina.
.....insert whine about husband working in the restaurant business so OF COURSE he's working all night here.....
Being pregnant & having the stomach bug is so weird. I am starving...yet repulsed by food all at the same time.
All my muscles are stretching & pulling in my thighs and legs. I don't remember this happening so early last time #pregnancy2
@baballance He will get there eventually but good lord woman you need to keep that champagne in stock!
The fact that people are pinning Easter stuff on @Pinterest gives me a heart attack bc the baby is due not long after Easter. Crap.
@baballance Right? At least you're watching it at home and didn't actually pay money to see it in a theater.
So jealous of all these sweet "spending fri night with the fam" posts...I miss my husband #therestaurantindustrysucks

