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Its a beautiful day to get blasted

I was singing a song... You joined in... I don't wanna sing it anymore.

It's hard to move on, when memories are pulling you back.

I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.

There is no angry way to say "bubbles"

Old friend: "We need to hang out!" Never happens.

Bitch, you're 12. You should be losing teeth, not your virginity.

Weed isn't a slut, but once you hit it you'll be paying for more.

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

I'm not addicted to weed, I'm committed.

Spark bowls, not arguments.

It's annoying when people try to tell you what "you" said.