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In with the cool kids, 8th grade me is so proud.
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Can’t wait to have the sun wake me up earlier than I can sleep in so I can work until it’s dark.
Standard time is for people who wear skid marked skid marked tighty whities.
These refs know we’re down 5-2 right?
Even when we’re getting blown out we’re still called like Dolan porked the refs whole family.
Schneider needs the classic two broken sticks and a roll of tape trade.
Additional by subtraction let’s go.
Love how if the puck is loose you can just grab a guy and smother him to the ice.
Forgot that part of the rulebook where a loose rebound means all penalties are off for the next five seconds.
It’s not just because he’s scored 3 in the last 2, Bjorkstrand on the fourth has never made sense to me.
Looking for horror movie recs:
Love: paranormal, demonic, cult, secret society, found footage/ documentary, anything with a research scene/lore.
Hate: slasher, torture porn, anxiety porn, and "it's an allegory for trauma" BS.
I've seen a lot, so dig deep if you can! Thank you!
My lukewarm take:
Championship rings were cooler when you could actually wear them as rings.
Now they just look like a fourth grader designed it “and and it’s got eight hundwed diamonds and wubies and and and you can push a button and pizza gets delivered to you”
Here's a post only for the chess nerds:
As a low intermediate player, is there anything more satisfying than wrecking someone who tries the scholar's mate/wayward queen attack?
Play stupid chess, lose ELO.
Obviously Laffy is the star of this play, Zibby with a great pass too, but something I love is how Perreault doesn't just try to jam it in and biff it like so many NHLers would.
Nope, knows he has time to settle it first, that's the IQ and poise I love about him so much.




