Rangers / Mets / Bills / Copywriter & Marketing Specialist / Lead singer of Quaker Gun Club / Co-Host of Ranting Rangers Podcast / Chess addict

New York
Joined February 2020
In with the cool kids, 8th grade me is so proud.
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Dorofeyev missing that just lost me $220 bucks. Bench him.
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“I coached the bastard, he’d eat your children if the portion at Cipriani was too small”
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Can’t wait to have the sun wake me up earlier than I can sleep in so I can work until it’s dark. Standard time is for people who wear skid marked skid marked tighty whities.
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These refs know we’re down 5-2 right? Even when we’re getting blown out we’re still called like Dolan porked the refs whole family.
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What an amazing pickup
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Cash out orrrrr
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I haven’t had to suffer league average goaltending in my adult life and I fucking hate it.
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Schneider needs the classic two broken sticks and a roll of tape trade. Additional by subtraction let’s go.
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Love how if the puck is loose you can just grab a guy and smother him to the ice. Forgot that part of the rulebook where a loose rebound means all penalties are off for the next five seconds.
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Dorofeyev every shot this year
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It’s not just because he’s scored 3 in the last 2, Bjorkstrand on the fourth has never made sense to me.
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Looking for horror movie recs: Love: paranormal, demonic, cult, secret society, found footage/ documentary, anything with a research scene/lore. Hate: slasher, torture porn, anxiety porn, and "it's an allegory for trauma" BS. I've seen a lot, so dig deep if you can! Thank you!
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FYI: the most on point ones I've seen recently were A Dark Song, and Last Night with the Devil.
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My lukewarm take: Championship rings were cooler when you could actually wear them as rings. Now they just look like a fourth grader designed it “and and it’s got eight hundwed diamonds and wubies and and and you can push a button and pizza gets delivered to you”
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FWIW in this era of gigantic rings, the knicks one is dope af. I just think they were cooler when they were actual rings.
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Here's a post only for the chess nerds: As a low intermediate player, is there anything more satisfying than wrecking someone who tries the scholar's mate/wayward queen attack? Play stupid chess, lose ELO.
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(to be fair I blundered the game away twice but he was too stupid to realize it, wayward queen attack people rarely have any tactics after their opening stalls)
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Obviously Laffy is the star of this play, Zibby with a great pass too, but something I love is how Perreault doesn't just try to jam it in and biff it like so many NHLers would. Nope, knows he has time to settle it first, that's the IQ and poise I love about him so much.
That's just beautiful
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Fuck the ducks for not letting Garand have it.
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Does Sullivan not see that Miller only shoots into defenders on the PP?
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