~Randy Sumbitch~

Congratulations, dummies. You asked for this.

"...price increases from rising fuel costs and transportation expenses due to inflation and tariffs." – at Dallas, TX

100 Tesla owners vs 1 turn signal – at Dallas, TX

Do lacrosse goalies even have any fucking fun? – at Dallas, TX

Any man who can rent a tux thinks they can kiss you on new year's eve – at Dallas, TX

Is this Circa Survive? – at Dallas, TX

The timing of all of these bankruptcy filings sure seems strategic – at Dallas, TX

I wash myself with a rag on a stick. – at Plano, TX

Imagine all the tesla drivers intentionally not being allowed to merge right now – at Plano, TX

Six bankruptcies is acumen as f*ck – at Plano, TX

Very few things give me the same level of anxiety as watching my wife trying to pick something to watch on Netflix – at Dallas, TX

"It's your patriotic duty to pay a lot for groceries!" – at Dallas, TX

Congratulations, dummies. – at Dallas, TX

There go the Nat'l Parks – at Dallas, TX

We're Number 1 in measles cases in the US! Keep reaching for the stars, Texas! – at Dallas, TX

Just standing shirtless in the kitchen at home after work knocking back a shot and a beer.* *Alexa, play Today's Hits."

Isn't this some sort of tortious interference?

Marco Rubio is a ponce.

Zelensky got ambushed.

Embarrassing.

Texas will make THC sales illegal putting 1000s of small stores out of business, leaving the market wide open for large scale operators [aka Abbott donors]