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Brian Conard

@BrianConard

Broadcaster (the real kind), information addict, Oxford comma insist-er. My Twitter goal is "mildly amusing;" read tweets you find questionable in that light!

 Dayton, OH
Joined April 2009
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Hey, @LAYS, I want that Bacon Poutine version here in The States...what can we do??
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Replying to @WindowsUpdate
@WindowsUpdate Over and over, I have set and done everything I can to stop Windows Update from restarting my machine, and, over and over, you ignore that and do it anyway...how and why?! What can I do to get you to obey my wishes???!
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@WindowsUpdate Hey, could you answer this, please?
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Hey, @LAYS...I want that Bacon Poutine version here in The States...what's a boy to do??
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My question: How is #Eurovisión2026 trending in the United States when it's not on here?!?
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So, @F1 still exists and is in the US today?? After disappearing from TV, I assumed it went out of business! Invisible! And, where it *can* be found, it's ditched the @SkySportsF1 talents we love?? Well, that ends the growth of F1 in the US...why would Liberty Media do this??
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Bizarre truth: our local news outlets cover airlines that DON'T fly here probably about 500 times as much as the airlines that DO! I don't think that's an exaggeration, and that makes no sense.
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It was the last of its kind...alas, it did not survive the day.
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A year or two ago: "#framework" This year: "#activation" Actually more accurate words that everyone understands and always work (but don't pay nearly as much): "stuff," "things," "stuff and things," "things and stuff," "doohickey"
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Can one wear multiple layers of #baselayer? #COLD
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Given that we've not gotten within ten degrees of freezing, I have to conclude full-moon moonlight is strong enough to melt snow...?!
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It is absolutely wild to me that the U.S. is printing money out of thin air and debasing the dollar by ~8% a year and yet 99% of people have literally ZERO idea it’s happening.
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Recently trying to make a point....😄😖😡😄 (that point, cable company, being that I need a human!)
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Once you hear it, you can't unhear it, and I've now heard @lotecommunity using an AI @chipingram saying things Chip never said...you? You might have noticed the faked "in-studio" segments, but this has taken "faked" to a MUCH more disappointing level....
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I haven't seen any lightning bugs.... (They're how I mark the passing of a year...yes, I know that's weird.)
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I really feel for Australian friends who have to keep hearing that guy's voice for several more years...oh, my goodness! #AusVotes25 How do you folks endure just that, @morgancjonas??
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TV news: "It's unprecedented!" Just five seconds later: "It's not uncommon." 🙄
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Okay, somebody's gotta say this about #DaylightSavingTime.... Good grief, seriously, quit whining about it! 😄 It's not a big deal! And you "lost an hour of sleep" only if you chose to!
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A reminder to media friends that "daylight-saving" should be hyphenated and has no"s!"
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Excited seeing Rugby League @NRL on "big-4" @FOXTV in primetime in the US! Any Australian sport, really...wonder what Americans seeing something new are thinking about a sport so much faster-paced than all the slower US sports they're accustomed to! Great crowd, too!
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