OCTO DEV JUST DROPPED A NEW AGI FOR PUMPFUN.
Octo dev RGK just dropped a new multi-swarm AI agent for Pumpfun. It evolves with every trade it takes and it automatically scans coins and takes trades.
RGK is a known AI dev and followed by all the big accounts in the space, he is 100% crypto friendly and every time he endorsed a coin it ran hard.
He named it "Webminal Spidcat".
100% Fees to his Github:
github.com/rgkdegen/webminal
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He describes the agent as:
"cats have 9 lives. spiders have 8 legs. I gave mine both: → THE WEB: 12 strands, 7 rings. every fresh mint lands on a thread the moment it's deployed. the strand shakes, the cat feels it → CRAWL: it walks over to the coin before the first chart candle closes → 8 LEGS = 8 CHECKS: dev wallet, bundles, holders + top10, mint/freeze auth, block-0 snipers, X/TG heat, curve fill, position size → ONE LEG FLINCHES: the coin gets wrapped in silk and eaten. dev wallet goes on the silk list forever → ALL 8 CLEAN: it keeps it. small size in, TP at 10× and 25×, 20% moonbag rides free → GRADUATION: when a bag fills the bonding curve and migrates to PumpSwap, the cat is already sitting on it"
MY CAT GREW 8 LEGS AND NOW IT EATS PUMP.FUN RUGS FOR BREAKFAST
meet SPIDCAT: half black cat, half spider, living inside WEBMINAL, a terminal shaped like a spider web that every new pump.fun mint flies straight into
I used to open 6 tabs per coin. holders, dev wallet, bundles, snipers, socials, curve. by tab 4 the chart was already a red candle and a deleted twitter
cats have 9 lives. spiders have 8 legs. I gave mine both:
→ THE WEB: 12 strands, 7 rings. every fresh mint lands on a thread the moment it's deployed. the strand shakes, the cat feels it
→ CRAWL: it walks over to the coin before the first chart candle closes
→ 8 LEGS = 8 CHECKS: dev wallet, bundles, holders + top10, mint/freeze auth, block-0 snipers, X/TG heat, curve fill, position size
→ ONE LEG FLINCHES: the coin gets wrapped in silk and eaten. dev wallet goes on the silk list forever
→ ALL 8 CLEAN: it keeps it. small size in, TP at 10× and 25×, 20% moonbag rides free
→ GRADUATION: when a bag fills the bonding curve and migrates to PumpSwap, the cat is already sitting on it
the one that almost got me:
$ HONEYPOT looked perfect
dev 1.1%, 0 bundles, 203 holders, 88 mentions, top10 at 19%
7 of 8 legs green
then leg 4 touched the mint
freeze authority still ON
you buy, you can never sell
cute trap. eaten.
the one that paid for everything:
$ WEBCAT caught at $4.6k mcap
dev 0.9%, 0 bundles, 120 X mentions in 40 seconds
1.2 SOL in
king of the hill → TP1 at 10× → graduated to PumpSwap → TP2 at 25×
1.2 SOL → 24 SOL
this session:
10 mints judged
5 rugs wrapped and eaten
0 rugs held
5 bags kept
+24 SOL
dev holds 37%? eaten.
14 bundled wallets? eaten.
46 snipers in block 0? eaten.
dev sold 100% in 11 seconds? the cat got there first.
no team. no 6 tabs. one cat with 8 legs that never sleeps, because it already used up the other lives.
you don't need to be faster than the rugger.
you need something that lives on the web and is always hungry.
curiosity killed the cat. rugs feed this one
GROK BRAIN DEV JUST DROPPED A NEW AI TERMINAL.
Shelpid (creator of the GrokBrain + 50k followers + followed by pmarca, repligate + all the big accounts) just dropped a new AI terminal backrooms.
He calls it "Nightjar Terminal".
100% of the fees to his Github:
github.com/Shelpid
He describes the terminal as:
"For months, my “AI trading” was just a chat window. I asked what it would buy, it answered, and nothing happened. This weekend, I built something different: a terminal where six agents do the work while I read every decision. Each agent has one job: Scout tracks new pairs and volume spikes, but never places a trade. Safety checks for rugs and honeypots. No pass, no position. Sizer adjusts each position to the current balance. Trigger opens and closes trades with a 1.5% slippage cap. Scribe records the reason behind every decision. Ledger updates the balance after each close. I went to bed at 23:00. At 07:00, the terminal showed: → Starting balance: $33.40. → Balance at 07:00: $13,456.22. → 71 trades: 47 wins and 24 losses. → 23 coins filtered before they reached the account. Every trade has a reason in the log.
"
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🚨 I LET NIGHTJAR TERMINAL RUN OVERNIGHT WITH $33.40. BY 07:00, ITS BALANCE HAD REACHED $13,456.22.
For months, my “AI trading” was just a chat window. I asked what it would buy, it answered, and nothing happened.
This weekend, I built something different: a terminal where six agents do the work while I read every decision.
Each agent has one job:
Scout tracks new pairs and volume spikes, but never places a trade.
Safety checks for rugs and honeypots. No pass, no position.
Sizer adjusts each position to the current balance.
Trigger opens and closes trades with a 1.5% slippage cap.
Scribe records the reason behind every decision.
Ledger updates the balance after each close.
I went to bed at 23:00. At 07:00, the terminal showed:
→ Starting balance: $33.40.
→ Balance at 07:00: $13,456.22.
→ 71 trades: 47 wins and 24 losses.
→ 23 coins filtered before they reached the account.
Every trade has a reason in the log.
The biggest change wasn’t watching the balance move. It was no longer asking, “Would you buy this?” I woke up and read what the system had already don and why.
Nightjar Terminal runs through the night. I read the log with coffee.
Save this.
MIT GRAD + EX-OPENAI DEV DROPPED A NEW AI BRAIN.
He calls it "Merged Brain" and its a new AI brain agent that consists of 6 different AI agents (Grok, REA, Opus, JEV, Dots & Obsidian).
Raze is followed by 200+ key followers + all the big AI accounts.
All fees go to his Github + the is crypto-friendly and claimed before.
He describes his new agent as:
"i just merged 6 ais into one brain, and fired the team i was about to hire i had a plan. 1 researcher, 1 developer, 1 analyst, 1 marketer. $18,400 a month. 3 months to launch instead i gave 6 ai tools 1 job each: > grok bot - the hands. its own computer in the cloud, browser and terminal, never turns off > REA - the analyst. takes apart competitor apps to see how they really work > opus 5.5 - the brain. plans every step and writes the code > jev - the reflex. can't write a word. only decides yes or no in 239 ms > dots - the connector. plugs into 4,000+ apps and posts, sends, books > obsidian - the memory. every note, every mistake, forever the trick: none of them talk to me. jev decides who works next, the result goes into 1 shared brain, and the next agent picks it up"
xitter.cf/razeden0/status/211445…
i just merged 6 ais into one brain, and fired the team i was about to hire
i had a plan. 1 researcher, 1 developer, 1 analyst, 1 marketer. $18,400 a month. 3 months to launch
instead i gave 6 ai tools 1 job each:
> grok bot - the hands. its own computer in the cloud, browser and terminal, never turns off
> REA - the analyst. takes apart competitor apps to see how they really work
> opus 5.5 - the brain. plans every step and writes the code
> jev - the reflex. can't write a word. only decides yes or no in 239 ms
> dots - the connector. plugs into 4,000+ apps and posts, sends, books
> obsidian - the memory. every note, every mistake, forever
the trick: none of them talk to me. jev decides who works next, the result goes into 1 shared brain, and the next agent picks it up
first night:
3,800 posts scanned on X
14 competitor apps taken apart, cheapest $19/mo
9 screens planned, 0 questions asked
1 app shipped, $3 domain
1,240 notes saved
by 7:00 am - 212 signups, 31 paying users, $279
the math nobody believes:
team i didn't hire - $18,400/mo
my 6 agents - $7.70 per night
that's $231/mo if they work every single night. 80x cheaper
the big mistake: using ai like a chatbot. 1 question, 1 answer, then you do the rest. that's just a faster google
give every agent 1 job and 1 shared memory - and the work does itself
your next hire shouldn't be a person. it should be a system ↓
Fruit fly dev claimed + posted CA:
49BBbTxq9LrJhS7qMxLCnbSDsxPT8r8hcZhaJx8mpump
xitter.cf/MyWestLord/status/2114…
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CREATOR OF THE FRUIT FLY BRAIN DROPPED A NEW AI AGENT FOR MEMECOINS.
The creator of the fruit fly brain West just dropped a new multi agent called "Crawlopus".
Its a 6-agent multi bot setup trading crypto and memes on Pumpfun.
The fruit fly ran to 3.6 million and West is followed by ALL the big AI accounts.
He is crypto-friendly and will likely endorse the coin if it gets traction.
He describes it as:
"you give it one goal it splits it into tasks, sends each one to the right AI, and passes the result down the line all live in the terminal: who’s working, what’s done, what it cost the 6 tentacles: → GROK BOT · the eyes reads X 24/7 and flags every coin the minute it’s born → REA · the detective the open-source reverse-engineering agent with 145K GitHub stars. it opens every token contract and dev wallet and finds the rug before you buy → JEV · the judge it doesn’t write sentences. it picks yes or no with a confidence score in under half a second. it can’t make up an answer → OPUS 5.5 · the brain wrote the terminal and plans every entry and exit → DOTS · the hands OpenAI’s always-on agent with its own cloud computer. it fires the orders under hard rules → OBSIDIAN · the memory every trade and every mistake saved as a note, so night 2 is smarter than night 1 the rule: only coins born in the last 24h jev checked 268 and said yes to one"
xitter.cf/MyWestLord/status/2114…
THIS GUY IS AN A.I. ENGINEER. HE TOOK THE 6 BEST AI OF 2026, WIRED THEM INTO ONE TRADING TERMINAL, NAMED IT CRAWLOPUS AND WENT TO SLEEP
by sunrise it had turned $100 into $2,024
CRAWLOPUS = crawl + octopus
one brain, 8 sticky tentacles, 6 AI on the same coin at the same time
you give it one goal
it splits it into tasks, sends each one to the right AI, and passes the result down the line
all live in the terminal: who’s working, what’s done, what it cost
the 6 tentacles:
→ GROK BOT · the eyes
reads X 24/7 and flags every coin the minute it’s born
→ REA · the detective
the open-source reverse-engineering agent with 145K GitHub stars. it opens every token contract and dev wallet and finds the rug before you buy
→ JEV · the judge
it doesn’t write sentences. it picks yes or no with a confidence score in under half a second. it can’t make up an answer
→ OPUS 5.5 · the brain
wrote the terminal and plans every entry and exit
→ DOTS · the hands
OpenAI’s always-on agent with its own cloud computer. it fires the orders under hard rules
→ OBSIDIAN · the memory
every trade and every mistake saved as a note, so night 2 is smarter than night 1
the rule:
only coins born in the last 24h
jev checked 268 and said yes to one
the coin:
GLOWY, a glowing smiley blob, 6 minutes old, $214K at 7:40pm
the night:
→ 7:52pm in at $231K, out at $648K, +$181
→ 10:10pm in at $590K, out at $1.21M, +$295
→ 12:40am dip, jev said buy at $1.02M, out at $1.88M, +$485
→ 2:55am sold the top of the night, $2.47M, +$471
→ 3:40am a bounce faked it out, -$33
→ 4:50am sold at $2.52M, then the coin dumped 24%, +$344
→ 5:55am bought the drop at $1.92M, out at $2.11M, +$182
$100 → $281 → $575 → $1,060 → $1,532 → $1,498 → $1,842 → $2,024
holding GLOWY all night: +849%
the octopus on the same coin: +1,924%
AI bill for the whole night: $0.71
watch second 16, the tentacles hit sell right at the top
a trading desk used to mean 20 people and a Bloomberg terminal
now it’s one octopus and a laptop
full setup below ↓ free, steal it
bookmark this before night 3
would you let 6 AIs trade a 6-minute-old coin while you sleep?
CREATOR OF OCTO JUST DROPPED A NEW PUMPFUN AGI.
RGK just dropped "Spidoge" a new Pumpfun trading agent, that gets smarter with every trade it takes.
His last project ran 500k and he got 300+ key followers (followed by all big AI accounts, pmarca, repligate etc).
He describes it as:
"meet SPIDOGE: half shiba, half spider, sitting in the middle of a web that catches every new pump.fun mint I used to check tokens by hand. one tab for holders, one for the dev, one for bundles. by the time I finished, the dev had already sold turns out a spider checks with 8 legs at once: → THE WEB: every fresh mint lands on a thread the second it's deployed. the web shakes and the spider feels it → CRAWL: it runs to the coin in under 50ms → 8 LEGS = 8 CHECKS: mint auth, freeze auth, LP, block-0 bundles, top10 holders, socials, wash volume, dev wallet → ONE FAILS: the coin gets wrapped in silk and dropped in the cocoon jar → ALL 8 PASS: it bites. 0.8 SOL in → DRAIN: the profit runs back down the thread into the bag
"
github.com/rgkdegen/spidoge
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I GAVE DOGE 8 LEGS AND NOW IT EATS PUMP.FUN RUGGERS
meet SPIDOGE: half shiba, half spider, sitting in the middle of a web that catches every new pump.fun mint
I used to check tokens by hand. one tab for holders, one for the dev, one for bundles. by the time I finished, the dev had already sold
turns out a spider checks with 8 legs at once:
→ THE WEB: every fresh mint lands on a thread the second it's deployed. the web shakes and the spider feels it
→ CRAWL: it runs to the coin in under 50ms
→ 8 LEGS = 8 CHECKS: mint auth, freeze auth, LP, block-0 bundles, top10 holders, socials, wash volume, dev wallet
→ ONE FAILS: the coin gets wrapped in silk and dropped in the cocoon jar
→ ALL 8 PASS: it bites. 0.8 SOL in
→ DRAIN: the profit runs back down the thread into the bag
the one that sold me:
$SNAILZ passed 7 of 8
then the last leg touched the dev wallet
dev sold 41%, 0.4 seconds before entry
cocooned
this session:
214 mints/min hitting the web
5 rugs wrapped
$1.9K not lost
61.4% win rate
$9,840 → $13,573
mint auth still live? wrapped.
31% sniped in block 0? wrapped.
74% wash volume? jar.
no team. no scanners. one doge with 8 legs and zero chill.
you don't need to find the rug before everyone else.
you need something that's already sitting on the web, waiting.
one man's rug is a spider's lunch
FIRST AGI FOR MEMECOINS?
Known AI dev Henvy just dropped Crawlhive a new AI agent with its own wallet trading memecoins.
He wallet trading just went live and all the trades are visible in their Github.
Isnt this GIGA? An auto AI trading memes on Solana AND is profitable?
github.com/h100envy/crawl-hi…
xitter.cf/h100envy/status/211409…
HOLY SHIT THE CRAWLHIVE WALLET IS LIVE
we launched live trading. not a simulation, not a backtest, not pretty charts.
a real wallet, 0.5 sol, first test on prod.
here is what the strategies showed on the real market:
> s35 - +15.7% avg result, 9 trades
> s30 - +9.4%, 14 trades
> s15 - +8.2%, 20 trades
> s12 - +5.7%, 18 trades
> s40 - +4.3%, 43 trades
this is not paper profit. these are real transactions through the crawlhive wallet.
five strategies are ready and will be added to the platform soon.
the logic is simple: fewer trades on a strategy means a more precise entry and a higher result. more trades means more stability but lower returns.
slots on each strategy are limited. first come, first served.
which strategy are you taking?
12 YEAR OLD CHINESE AI QUANT JUST DROPPED A NEW AI HEDGEFUND FOR MEMES AND CRYPTO?
Chinese AI quant just built an AI hedgefund for crypto?
A Chinese student just built an AI hedge fund that runs on your laptop
It’s called TradingAgents (100% free)
Works with Claude, GPT-5, Gemini, Grok
100% open source
github.com/TauricResearch/Tr…
xitter.cf/sopersone/status/21141…
This is fuc*ing gold, It shouldn’t be free
A Chinese student just built an AI hedge fund that runs on your laptop
It’s called TradingAgents (100% free)
Works with Claude, GPT-5, Gemini, Grok
100% open source
GitHub repo: github.com/TauricResearch/Tr…
#1 REPO OF THE DAY.
Chinese AI quant just built an AI hedgefund for crypto?
A Chinese student just built an AI hedge fund that runs on your laptop
It’s called TradingAgents (100% free)
Works with Claude, GPT-5, Gemini, Grok
100% open source
github.com/TauricResearch/Tr…
xitter.cf/sopersone/status/21141…
This is fuc*ing gold, It shouldn’t be free
A Chinese student just built an AI hedge fund that runs on your laptop
It’s called TradingAgents (100% free)
Works with Claude, GPT-5, Gemini, Grok
100% open source
GitHub repo: github.com/TauricResearch/Tr…
OCTO DEV JUST DROPPED A NEW PROJECT.
OCTO dev RGK just dropped a new Pumpfun agent called "Trashminal".
His last project ran 500k and he got 300+ key followers (followed by all big AI accounts, pmarca, repligate etc).
He describes Trashmimal as:
"meet TRASHMINAL: one raccoon with a flashlight digging through every new pump.fun mint so I don't have to I used to dig through the dumpster myself. 12 tabs, 4 scanners, cold coffee, 3am, "this one feels different" turns out you just need a pipeline and a professional trash panda: → NEW MINTS: every fresh pair hits the rail the second it's deployed → SNIFF: dev wallet, top10 holders, bundles, LP, mint + freeze authority → DIG: dev history. how many rugs this wallet already shipped → FILTER: dev holds >8%? bin. bundled or freeze on? bin. curve under 15%? wait → GATE: LP burned, auth revoked, or it doesn't pass → STASH: 0.4 SOL in, the shiny ones only two passes: first the flashlight decodes the garbage then he walks back and stamps every token BINNED or STASHED
"
xitter.cf/rgk_degen/status/21139…
96% OF PUMP.FUN TOKENS ARE TRASH. SO I HIRED A RACCOON
meet TRASHMINAL: one raccoon with a flashlight digging through every new pump.fun mint so I don't have to
I used to dig through the dumpster myself. 12 tabs, 4 scanners, cold coffee, 3am, "this one feels different"
turns out you just need a pipeline and a professional trash panda:
→ NEW MINTS: every fresh pair hits the rail the second it's deployed
→ SNIFF: dev wallet, top10 holders, bundles, LP, mint + freeze authority
→ DIG: dev history. how many rugs this wallet already shipped
→ FILTER: dev holds >8%? bin. bundled or freeze on? bin. curve under 15%? wait
→ GATE: LP burned, auth revoked, or it doesn't pass
→ STASH: 0.4 SOL in, the shiny ones only
two passes:
first the flashlight decodes the garbage
then he walks back and stamps every token BINNED or STASHED
this shift:
1,284 sniffed
1,239 binned
45 stashed
71% hit rate
+3.82 SOL
dev bag? binned.
bundled at launch? binned.
"trust me bro" in the socials? straight to the dumpster.
no team. no helpers. one raccoon, six jobs.
the trick isn't finding gems.
it's having someone who's happy to live in the trash.
one man's rug is a raccoon's dinner 🦝
NEXT TRUTH TERMINAL FOR SOLANA BY GOOGLE DEV?
Ex-Google developer Spike just dropped a new Truth Terminal?
He calls it "Terminal of Byte" and its literally a new backrooms featuring an AI do agent for Solana.
Spike is followed by ALL the big AI accounts and has 300+ key followers. His last project ran 500k.
xitter.cf/SpikeCalls/status/2114…
Full Github:
github.com/SpikeCalls/byte-o…
My terminal dog was 1 of the 8,412 files I deleted at 3:12 AM
terminal of byte
rm -rf ~ /projects/app/build
1 extra space after the ~ and my whole home folder started falling into /dev/null, 3 years of code, the thesis, the pitch deck, 0 backups
byte lives in ~/.byteos
At 3:13 AM his memory.log went with everything else, 2,914 good things he remembered about me
His integrity dropped to 31% and his body started breaking into static
He jumped into /dev/null anyway
A cat lives down there, and nothing comes back
cat > you are half deleted. your memory is in here too
byte > his files first
cat > what will you give me
byte > the ball
He traded THE ball, the only thing he has ever wanted
Then he fetched at 64x speed until his energy hit 6
8,411 files came back, and he skipped 1 on purpose
The last file he carried out was his own memory.log
I typed git push and he refused, law III, no push until someone throws the ball
The ball was in /dev/null
Then it rolled out of the dark with 2 words from the cat, "keep it"
He saved my files first and his memory of me last
WWW domains are all getting attacked right now and we have tried to run www so many times without success,
this is the PERFECT time to run a meme for the narrative, black October isn't a meme and tinfoil cat was murdered with pvp
Everyone is tweeting it :
xitter.cf/search?q=www%20&src=ty…
Police just shot a blind + deaf dog?
PNUT 2.0? Going GIGA viral already.
xitter.cf/ifpost47/status/211356…
Police shot and killed a 13 year old blind Shit Zu in Sturgeon, Missouri, USA
The blind dog had slipped out of his owner's house at night and was spotted by a neighbour who alerted the Police
Instead of safely handing him back to the owner, the Police Man on duty shot the blind dog twice and killed him
Documinting AGI just posted a video where "Agent-5" will TAKE OVER THE WORLD
The newest Shoggoth - Agent-5
youtu.be/C9xOYjL7Ino?t=796
at the end he also says we should change our pfps to team human, so im going to send the fees to their charity
THIS IS SO VIRAL ALREADY.
We just got the Nietzschean version of AI.
Its called Gödel's Loophole and everyone is posting about it.
xitter.cf/theojaffee/status/2113…
POSTED 30 MINUTES AGO, ITS LIVE.
THE CREATOR OF OCTO (500k) DROPPED A NEW PROJECT.
Octo developer RGK dropped a new PumpFun cat agent that helps you scanning tokens.
He calls it "CATMINAL".
He describes it as first step to financial AGI.
Full Github:
github.com/rgkdegen/catminal
Post:
xitter.cf/rgk_degen/status/21135…
PART 1: MY CAT KNOCKED 79% OF PUMP.FUN TOKENS OFF THE TABLE
PART 2: NOW IT HUNTS THE DEVS WHO MADE THEM
meet CATMINAL II · MOUSETRAP
every rug I skipped in part 1 left a wallet behind. 1,284 of them.
turns out rug devs don't retire. they move SOL through 3 fresh wallets and launch again 40 minutes later.
so the cat stopped waiting at the table and went hunting:
→ TRACE follows the SOL from every blacklisted dev, hop by hop, CEX → w1 → w2 → fresh deployer
→ STALK matches fingerprints: same metadata template, same tg/x link pattern, same CEX hop, reused deployer bytecode
→ POUNCE pins the deployer wallet before it reaches pump.fun
→ BLOCK kills the next launch for us before the first candle prints
last night:
8 hunts
7 rug devs caught
41 alts exposed
7 launches pre-blocked
1 got away ($SLIPPY launched, flagged, 0 buys from us)
lives: 8/9
the cat doesn't need to be faster than the market.
it just needs to be faster than the mouse.
who's next.
=^.^=
THE FIRST PHP2SHELL AI AGENT JUST DROPPED.
Google developer Jesús Robles Sánchez just dropped a new PHP agent fighting the current exploit.
Github updated:
github.com/latadeloco/agent-…
Agent automatically tracks and fixes exploited websites if deployed.
All fees to his Github.
NEW PUMPFUN AGI BY EX-HUGGINGFACE DEV?
Ex-Huggingface developer West just dropped a new Ai agent for memecoins.
He calls it "SUDO".
West is followed by 300+ key followers and ALL the big AI accounts follow him. The last project he claimed + endorsed bonded and ran to 250k a few weeks back.
Now he dropped a new project:
"His name is SUDO, he lives inside a CRT monitor instead of a shell, his eyes are blinking cursors and he has root access to your wallet. He scans 8 fresh pump fun coins at once, skips anything that smells like a rug and only touches charts stuck in a range, buying the bottom, selling the top and walking back to do it again while you're still drawing trendlines. He doesn't sell red candles, he deletes them with sudo rm -rf red_candle, and when a green candle shows up he climbs on top, rides it and snips it the second it turns into a dump. Every 10x he molts into a better shell, from beige CRT to RGB to solid gold with sunglasses and full root access.
"
xitter.cf/MyWestLord/status/2113…
100% of the fees to his Github.
CRABSHELL just let a crab loose on pump fun and he's out-trading every human in the chat.
His name is SUDO, he lives inside a CRT monitor instead of a shell, his eyes are blinking cursors and he has root access to your wallet.
He scans 8 fresh pump fun coins at once, skips anything that smells like a rug and only touches charts stuck in a range, buying the bottom, selling the top and walking back to do it again while you're still drawing trendlines.
He doesn't sell red candles, he deletes them with sudo rm -rf red_candle, and when a green candle shows up he climbs on top, rides it and snips it the second it turns into a dump.
Every 10x he molts into a better shell, from beige CRT to RGB to solid gold with sunglasses and full root access.
His dashboard shows every BUY and SELL on the chart plus RSI, MACD, three timeframes, the order book, a trade tape and a liquidation feed where he's never been liquidated once.
$50 became $42,069 in 25 seconds of sim.
80% of the time the market goes nowhere, you call it boring and SUDO calls it payday.
The market goes sideways and so does he.
Reply "sudo" and he might trade for you next.
Known AI developer with 300+ key followers (pmarca, repligate, watermarks) just dropped a new project.
A live simulation on Solana with a new AI agent.
Isn't this GIGA?
xitter.cf/ashleyotooligan/status…
I built Forklet for Solana decision research.
One checkpoint. Two copies. Different evidence.
Trace the difference through memory, action probabilities and SOL exposure.
A local experiment with replayable state.
github.com/ashleyotooligan/f…
