I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Queens, NY
Joined December 2008
I recently went on a date with a man and at the end of the night he told me he had lived his life thinking he was funny and then he met me. And that he now understands how Joel Maisel feels. This is the ultimate compliment.
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Adore him. Loved him on HTGAWM. Insane that after that juicy gay role where he was private. He is now constantly posting photos of himself half dressed and showing body. Like I am not mad to see it now. I am just curious why it’s happening now.
Confirm he is on your set please and thank you @CraveCanada @HBO @HeatedRivalry @Canada @CanadianPM
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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“ever since i gave you my peacock password all i get is HIV commercials” - my sister
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Well from a video I saw when RWRB came out, it takes one to know one.
Taylor is out there in the wild collecting gay friends and acquaintances in Hollywood like Thanos collecting the Infinity Stones, and I honestly think it’s absolutely wonderful.
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can’t stop thinking about this
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I love being an elitist New York piece of shit
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Read the books bc sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I have news
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They don’t do interviews. They don’t do photos with fans. They don’t do Comic Con. Curious what they do when the goodwill runs out. Also those earrings are too big with that hair. He looks like Mrs. Potato Head. Outfit is good though.
connor refusing to do interview 🫠
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Yes, it was, and let's not act obtuse. Imagine if Robert Pattinson had a buzzcut for New Moon? It's ridiculous and doesn't align with the character. Ilya doesn't have a buzzcut in the books. Ever. His curly hair is important to his character.
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nyc is now full of the people you moved here to get away from
The lower east side is college football country
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this montage raised me
“kinda chic to” – let me stop you right there. you will never be as chic as this
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The tailoring makes him look so short. This shorn hair he’s doing as part of the pivot to fitness is unflattering. And in this video not a single flash. An innovator in being a flop. The Thomas Edison of never serving.
Jake Shane arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala
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she heard yet another subpar tate mcrae song and had to do something
“A lot of girls last year have definitely done the complete image I used to have when I was younger.. and yo that's cool but at least mine was real… […] to all the girls who say I'm History... I'M PROPHECY.” — Britney Spears in new Instagram post.
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this new bar in hell’s kitchen literally looks like a looney tunes trap for gay people
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I need them to do this for the Spice Girls and I am not joking
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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INNOCENT!
233 years ago today, Marie Antoinette was guillotined.
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THIS HOLE IN THE GROUND WILL BECOME A BRAND NEW ELEVATOR THANKS TO CONGESTION PRICING
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this is what it felt like when cher showed up in mamma mia 2
First look at Aslan creating Narnia in Greta Gerwig's ‘NARNIA’.
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Ed Sheeran should buy this bird and gift it to Kelly. Because, ever since she went to World of Magic or whatever his name has DISAPPEARED from my timeline. Like it was the Best Dressed List.
Art of Play has put the mechanical bird at the center of the Kelly Clarkson controversy on sale for $15 MILLION, according to co-owner Adam Rubin. The store has also seen a surge in sales and foot traffic following the backlash.
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