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I recently went on a date with a man and at the end of the night he told me he had lived his life thinking he was funny and then he met me. And that he now understands how Joel Maisel feels. This is the ultimate compliment.
They don’t do interviews. They don’t do photos with fans. They don’t do Comic Con. Curious what they do when the goodwill runs out. Also those earrings are too big with that hair. He looks like Mrs. Potato Head. Outfit is good though.
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Yes, it was, and let's not act obtuse. Imagine if Robert Pattinson had a buzzcut for New Moon? It's ridiculous and doesn't align with the character. Ilya doesn't have a buzzcut in the books. Ever. His curly hair is important to his character.
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The tailoring makes him look so short. This shorn hair he’s doing as part of the pivot to fitness is unflattering. And in this video not a single flash. An innovator in being a flop. The Thomas Edison of never serving.
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she heard yet another subpar tate mcrae song and had to do something
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this new bar in hell’s kitchen literally looks like a looney tunes trap for gay people
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I need them to do this for the Spice Girls and I am not joking
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028.
Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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THIS HOLE IN THE GROUND WILL BECOME A BRAND NEW ELEVATOR THANKS TO CONGESTION PRICING
Ed Sheeran should buy this bird and gift it to Kelly. Because, ever since she went to World of Magic or whatever his name has DISAPPEARED from my timeline. Like it was the Best Dressed List.










































