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Phil

@British_Phil

I'm British

Joined March 2011
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Great times ahead for the Toon! Let’s have a great time on Sat at Tigin!!! KEEP THE FAITH! #tiginstamford #toonarmystamford – at Stamford, CT
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UNCLE: I say this every year but- ME: not this again MOM: we’re NOT talking politics this thanksgiving UNCLE: without luigi there is no waluigi, therefore he is responsible for waluigi’s many sins ME: ARE YOU SAYING WALUIGI HAS NO FREE WILL UNCLE: I SAID WHAT I FUCKING SAID
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England’s Three Lions go marching on!!! LIVE Sat 10am at Tigin. Get there early! #tiginstamford @tigin_stamford
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Me when a report about Uranium is due at 11:59PM and it's 11:30PM teapawt.net/erikmal/status/8323026…
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British boyfriend: How's it going in America Me: The education secretary used grizzly bears as an excuse to have guns at school how are u
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#boarderbro @ Attitash Ski Resort instagram.com/p/BBqH6CpAnys/ – at New Hampshire, USA
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#PieTruck's @ Old Slip, #FiDi 'til 2.30pm. RT & tell server who won #RWC2015 & get free sweet of your choice (w/ purchase!)
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@BrianLisi @tonydac I need to get myself a mobile virgin conversion unit
@danburnip PREEEEEACH
Ha ha, Marc lost a bet to @British_Phil!
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@Jack_The_Mc @HistoricalPics everyone's a Newcastle fan when the picture is in black and white
@ioanna_marie that's awesome! But needs more gravy and it needs to be thicker for the best stuff...
@BrianLisi QUAVERS! SKIPS! TWIGLEEWETS!!!! #Arghhfhll
iPhone 5S? More like iPhone 5YES
bit.ly/1dmkk4n ?!?!?! #outrage
I'm a silly goose! USA! USA! USA!
@darlingstewie I'm not too sure actually... #candycrush maybe
@Jack_The_Mc finally, right when it doesn't matter.
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