Go sign this petition or your pillow will always be too hot
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Just had to listen to a graveyard shift forklift driver explain to me how everyone cheated last night; “Texas goes blue, that’s how you know they cheated their asses off. There’s no fraud in this state, that’s why we stayed red. They actually checked my ID when I voted! My first time ever voting, they actually checked my ID, and my ballot goes straight into a box to be counted so nobody can mess with it. Over in these other states it goes into a machine and they can do whatever they want to it.“
My good bitch this is my 8th election voting in this state, and my ID has been checked every time, as well as at all the primaries and runoffs in between. And guess what, your ballot goes into a box, and then they take it and put it in a fucking machine. People are so politically stupid in this state. No wonder Republicans have held control here for the last 50+ years
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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New - 98% of the money musk spent in the midterms went to candidates who lost yesterday
Btw the fastest way to absolutely squander this W is to put Schumer and Jefferies in charge @HouseDemocrats AOC for speaker
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines



















