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Pineapple goes on pizza. Packers. I play video games on camera. Serial Rickroller. Fuck ICE

South Dakota
Joined August 2014
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Just had to listen to a graveyard shift forklift driver explain to me how everyone cheated last night; “Texas goes blue, that’s how you know they cheated their asses off. There’s no fraud in this state, that’s why we stayed red. They actually checked my ID when I voted! My first time ever voting, they actually checked my ID, and my ballot goes straight into a box to be counted so nobody can mess with it. Over in these other states it goes into a machine and they can do whatever they want to it.“ My good bitch this is my 8th election voting in this state, and my ID has been checked every time, as well as at all the primaries and runoffs in between. And guess what, your ballot goes into a box, and then they take it and put it in a fucking machine. People are so politically stupid in this state. No wonder Republicans have held control here for the last 50+ years
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Christians don’t impose their beliefs on others with force . Thats the point
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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If you don’t like it, move
As a white guy, nothing has disappointed me more than generations of pathetic, submissive, feminine, white guys enabling the death of the civilization their ancestors built. Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.
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New - 98% of the money musk spent in the midterms went to candidates who lost yesterday
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Btw the fastest way to absolutely squander this W is to put Schumer and Jefferies in charge @HouseDemocrats AOC for speaker
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💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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watching everyone else celebrate their states flipping seats and governors
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Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen
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Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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RIP lindsay graham, you would have loved getting fucked like this.
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Lindsey Graham if you already weren’t burning in hell you’d be fuming 😍😍😍😍
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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We getting rid of Greg Abbott today
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BREAKING NEWS: GREG ABBOTT WHEELY WHEELY SAD
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