In case you did not realize it, I'm NOT Richard Codey. I have a better sense of humor & am like 5000 times more charming.
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Joined March 2011
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Every Game of Thrones fan when Arya took out the Night King #GameOfThrones
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They’re bigger, stronger, stranger. Hold on tight, #Sharknado5 hits @SYFY, August 6th. 🦈⛈💥
Bronx Zoo's Codey retweeted
When I close my eyes, I see the planets as pirouetting dancers in a cosmic ballet, choreographed by the forces of gravity.
I get back on twitter and Sean Spicer resigns. Coincidence? I think not. #NewPressSecretary
Holy crap! It takes a lot to wake me up. @wildstein is on twitter. Yeah, that'll do it. This should be good.
Congratulations @JoshuaHenne & @JeanetteNJ on their engagement! May love always find the shine in each others eyes. wp.me/p4QFnk-15bo
If @TheRealDonaldTrump should have appeared in #sharknado3 as ambassador to Mexico.
I fell asleep during the second showing of #sharknado3 and had dreams of light saber chainsaws chasing me. Thanks @IanZiering
A baby birthed from within the shark from a retractable chainsaw mom. You're welcome earth. Love America. #sharknado3
After #sharknado3 we need to see Sharknado vs Lavalancha. It will be the Godzilla vs King Kong of our generation.
It's very helpful to know that if I'm in space and my space shuttle blows up, I can use a shark for reentry. #sharknado3 #science
Bronx Zoo's Codey retweeted
Holy shit!! #Sharknado3 did that shark just swallow me?!