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I get distraught when a walnut goes flying out of my salad during the chopping process. If it's a piece of chicken, I'm inconsolable.

hey how do you get apple tv for your computer?

Today's disappointment: my landlord emailed me a Pet Rider. It's a set of rules for having pets, and not (as I thought) a dog saddle.

Those 5-to-1 odds of the Heat winning next year's NBA championship are probably gonna fluctuate a tad.

Good luck tweeting about anything today, Teams That Aren't Cleveland!

And @KingJames to Cleveland! You now have Johnny Football and Lebby Basketball (working on that second one)

During @troytulo's current 8-game hitting streak, his batting average has soared from .353 to .350

Dear @chrisbosh. If my industry had a maximum salary, and someone in an awesome city offered me that max, I'd take it. All I'm saying.

Well based on #BrazilvsGermany we can safely say that #USA would have beaten Brazil 4-0. That's how soccer works.

Friends don't let friends make the "Well that's [length of time of a video] I'll never get back" joke.

Remember the good ol' days, when only 90% of @YouTube videos had ads?

Dude. #Djokovic knows how to celebrate with a bro hug.

Thought 1: Federer is 32. Why does everyone keep calling him old? Thought 2: I'm 29 and I grunt when I try to get out of a beach chair.

#Djokovic #Federer holy crap these guys are just phenomenal.

Enjoy good things while they last. -- fresh bagel proverb

Per @espn, last year's hot dog eating champ ate 20,000 calories in 10 minutes, enough for an average human to survive up to four months.

The new episode of #betweentwoferns with @BarackObama, @TimHowardGK, and @clint_dempsey is outstanding. youtube.com/watch?v=jYeD2nrL…