Dad, painter, shit poster. Eldritch deity

in the walls
Joined July 2020
Inflation amirite Higher me to paint you stuff and inflate your ego with how good your minis will look if I paint them
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How your email finds me
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Oh but if I go into a government building dressed like that it's always "sir your balls are hanging out"
Amazon tribe wins lawsuit against Big Oil, saving millions of acres of rainforest.
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Epic fap battles of history Gooning VS Jelking BEGIN
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I've been too harsh on the south koreans
Wait, South Korea… are you serious?! Local residents started grilling pork belly (samgyeopsal) right in front of a mosque. The methods used by protesters opposing the construction of a mosque in South Korea are making headlines around the world for being absolutely ruthless.
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My lost unhinged thought is that we should kill all wine sommeliers
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This is your reminder to goonmax
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if stupid never dies came out when I was a teenager that shit would have had a vice grip on me
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That went from 0 to 100 real quick
Концовку не угадает никто!
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Gonna have evolution sphincter installed on my ceiling
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Time for the greatest product placement movie of all time
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Sure thing syrupean
Replying to @RedWhitetnTrue
If I do end up coming to your door with my crew and you don’t hand over your weapons peacefully, it will not end well for you. I can promise you that much brother.
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They fucking gassed rabies ronnie
New York City is using a “rat-killing machine” that pumps carbon monoxide into rat burrows, as it tries to tackle an estimated 3 million rats The machine cleared more than 100 burrows on a single block in Manhattan, according to a city councilmember
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First look at the start of the MARVEL X STAR WARS crossover comic series. Written by Kevin Smith with art by David Marquez.
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customer at work asked me where i’m from and i said im from palestine and she goes “oh not much of that left!”
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Ya boy the yellowed King retweeted
OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌️❌️🛑!'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST...🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌️..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌️BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳
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I've seen enough Blow up the three gorges dam
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For tonight's enjoyment
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They said the line
Replying to @ABC
Kids are DEAD. Fuck your guns that you arent even using against this facist government. Guns are the number 1 killer of children in the USA.
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"Post-mortem erection" would make an awesome band name
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Do 1 pushup per bitch/bitches
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