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@BryanVillone

Stand Up Comedian. Door-to-door vacuum salesman. Cheapskate. IG: BryanVillone

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Joined January 2009
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Preach brother
Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) profile pictureJose Canseco
@JoseCansecoNov 5
On Tuesday night America rejected scumbags like John Rocker
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The Dodgers are a criminal organization funneling money into the hands of an illegal gambling addict who dimed out his own friend to save himself
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Read this very important piece of literature bryanvillone.substack.com/p/…
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You’re a dumb fuck
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The only thing I have to root for is the Yankees downfall. And when that happens, then what do I have? Nothing.
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Weird day to be horny, folks.
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RIP Hayden Panettiere. Thought I was talking to her on Twitter back in ‘09 but it was a fake account. That felt like the first tower collapsing. This feels like the second
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I’m hungry
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Cool you fucking idiots made Spiderman fly like Superman. Great work
Duet | AI (@Sheldon056) profile pictureDuet | AI
@Sheldon056Feb 15
Generated with Seedance 2.0 from a single prompt. Hollywood isn’t the future of filmmaking. Creators are.
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Is every piece of financial advice to stop eating food
The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) profile pictureThe Wall Street Journal
@WSJFeb 12
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens. on.wsj.com/3OjPW6M
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores

The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores

A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.

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Rotisserie chickens are highly cost-effective, often cheaper per lb of edible meat than raw due to no shrinkage/convenience. To label them as "splurging" is misleading. poormanprotein.com/misc/rotisseri… realsimple.com/costco-rotisse… chowhound.com/1746983/grocer… pbssocal.org/food-discovery…
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Shut the fuck up bozo
JohnRocker (@itsJohnRocker) profile pictureJohnRocker
@itsJohnRockerFeb 2
FUCK BAD BUNNY THIS LOSER CANT EVEN FINISH A SENTENCE IN ENGLISH!!
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The Los Angeles Dodgers Baseball League
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So dope when a restaurant puts their menu on a screen that cycles every 5 seconds
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That peninsula hairline will really make some men do evil things
Jacqueline Sweet (@JSweetLI) profile pictureJacqueline Sweet
@JSweetLIJan 8
Story updated with new brand new photos of Jonathan Ross, one in Iraq, and with more new info about the officer who killed Renee Good:
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We’ve entered another artistic renaissance
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May 2026 be the year I knock @itsJohnRocker out cold
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“Everyone grieves differently” Erika Kirk:
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Danita it’s Christmas
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I gotta get off Twitter. We’re seeing things nobody should see
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_21 Dec 2025
Erika Kirk just brought out Nicki Minaj at Turning Point USA's AmericaFest event:
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This fight is just a bringer show. Anybody can get on stage if they bring an audience
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