@BryceEternal

I love Jesus I am a mulatto and I will never truly die Eat a steak will ya

Joined December 2022
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fisherking@fisherk1ng9h
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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Developed an inner light (got more attractive)
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Buzz Heavydecade
Election Wizard
@ElectionWizOct 25
SEE IT: Illinois Governor JB Priztker dresses up as Buzz Lightyear for Halloween early.
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Powerful. Just wrote-in my daughter's name
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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Because it’s the largest church nigga
Scouter ✞ 🇦🇱🦩@scouter333Oct 25
Why is the Catholic Church almost always the main target of cringe satanic clips like these? Because it is the true Church.
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Who cares
Protestia
@ProtestiaOct 25
Pastor Xavier, preaching in his puffy vest, explains it's called the book of 'Revelation,' NOT 'Revelations' with an 's' at the end.
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We made this black girl look like an ugly ass caricature to save the world from racism
Netflix
@netflixOct 24
no one's cooler than her
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Near how I felt when an African scammer called me from this app late at night
hkm@DamnthepastOct 24
What the actual fuck bro, she VIDEO called me at work
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The void keeps calling, but I keep hanging up
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Bryce, Eternal retweeted
Ryan Lee
@honorablesaintOct 24
It was the biggest wake up call ever to me as a Christian. I was Bible alone for years. Just me and my Bible coming back from being an atheist. When I started going to a non-denom, it was shocking how men were always the problem. Women were treated like angels by default. This is why men are witching female controlled Protestantism. They don’t care about souls. They care about numbers and emotionally leveraging women. That’s why every OF chick goes non-denom and is suddenly a figurehead with a ministry. No repentance needed. Infinite grace. Men? Stained forever. Little grace as possible. Repent forever. The worst part is, this is how little they care about a woman’s soul. They spare the rod and endanger their soul all to appease their beliefs and desires.
Cernovich
@CernovichOct 23
Imagine you're an average guy, hard working, not deformed, but in middle of curve. You go to church. The pastor scolds you. Everything is your fault. "Be a good man," he says. As if you're the one participating in fornication culture. Not a word about the women in the pulpits.
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Welcome to Night City choom. Cyberpsychos for Jesus here
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Why can’t they both lose
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Wow 4 spider man are so cool The masked menace? Your friendly neighborhood spider man
Dustin Ashe
@DustinAshWritesOct 22
Sola Scriptura do be like this:
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Sick criminality. He’ll be bloody hanged. Bloody sick in the head. Bloody what’s bloody wrong with him?
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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You can just DM me It’s FREE
Culter Dei Snapdragon
@_cream_gravyOct 23
You can just DM me It's Free
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Goodnight and dream. Or don’t dream. Just have a good night
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Striking while the iron is hot Lindsey Graham has won his last election truly
GOP Ls
@GOP__LsOct 22
🚨 BREAKING: Three male sex workers just came forward to reveal that they were paid to have sex with the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham. One was UNDERAGE when he reportedly had sex with Graham.
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Yearn Across time and space All throughout the race Until the yearn is satisfied within you
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I miss having a girlfriend a lot like Wow It was nice to experience love
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