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I write commercials and teach advertising at BYU 👽 https://teapawt.net/t.co/CZSx8SVDW0

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined March 2009
Bryce Isaacson retweeted
BYU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN LEFT OUT OF THE PLAYOFF LAST YEAR. BYU SHOULDN’T BE LEFT OUT OF THE CHRISTIAN CONVERSATION. BYU SHOULDN’T BE DISRESPECTED FOR THEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. BYU SHOULDN’T BE LOOKED DOWN ON BY ANYONE. BYU SHOULD BE THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY. GOD’S PLAN!
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Shout out to my therapist for last session, when I said the song "Waterfalls" was by Destiny's Child, he immediately responded, "It was TLC."
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How it feels to really PERFORM a script in a presentation and get zero reaction
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Knowing the backstory of this movie, it feels like seeing it in theatre is a moral duty.
Replying to @BryceIsaacson
@BryceIsaacson It's time. See the movie critics call 🧨an absolute blast 🧨 Get your tickets now! coyotevsacme.com/

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Replying to @sama
What if you just talked to your children
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Up next: new band names self Meteor over Massachusetts ksl.com/article/51504651/met…
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"Haha OK so first, the good news is the team is fully embracing AI and incorporating it into their workflows...."
NEW: AI consultant reveals a client accidentally spent $500,000,000.00 in a single month after failing to set employee limits on Claude usage.
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Bryce Isaacson retweeted
Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas
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Replying to @latestinspace
After all what's happened just from 2020, imagine believing this...
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Bryce Isaacson retweeted
I'm proud of how we came up with Hank Scorpio because he's actually the result of a few conceptual ideas that worked together perfectlly (when being voiced by @AlbertBrooks, of course): - What if Homer had a boss who actually gave him respect? -What if this boss was one of those "modern" Silicon Valley jeans-wearing bosses? (remember, this is 1996) -What if this type of boss was actually a Bond villain but his villainy is only ever in the background?
“You Only Move Twice” from The Simpsons (1989) gave us Hank Scorpio, still the greatest one-off character the show ever created. A supervillain who’s somehow a better boss, friend and life coach to Homer than anyone in Springfield.
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Shoutout to the Ducks organ player for the sick Zelda theme rendition
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Replying to @TerribleMaps
Geoducks in Washington… I had a friend who turned out to be on the FBI’s most wanted list for bank robbery in the Seattle area. He told everyone he made his money investing in geoducks.
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Samantha Guthrie. One of the very few celebrities my career has had anything to do with. Helped promote our campaign for Feeding America on the Today Show. Wishing comfort and a positive resolution for her family.
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BREAKING: Jr. Copywriter Still Clinging To Belief That It’s All About The Work
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8 Teams should be in the College Football Playoff regardless of what happens during Conference Championship week, Indiana Ohio State Texas Tech Oregon Georgia BYU Ole Miss Texas A&M
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There are going to be at least three 10-2 Power 4 teams that miss the cut tonight. But also ... 11-1 BYU? These guys get no love despite: -- No. 6 strength of record -- Wins over 10-2 Utah and at 9-3 Arizona -- The one loss to 11-1 T Tech
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As true as the Gospel
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