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*walks up to bouncer with ID in hand* *bouncer points at my new tattoo* "That's all I need to see, come on in"
Dear @MTA, wtf is wrong with you? If an express 2/3 train is pulling into any station, but especially at Times Square 42nd st, and a local 1 train is closing its doors or pulling away across the platform - make it fucking wait??? I’ve NEVER seen it happen this often. WTF
Dear @MTA why are the train waiting times on a weekday afternoon as long as they are on the weekend? This is ridiculous and not a new thing either. #raisethepricesandslowthetrains
I’m loving the costuming in @ScandalABC where Mellie’s bras always match her dresses. It’s a perfect little touch that I can’t help but appreciate!
Pride Musings - I always dress like a rainbow for pride but maybe this year I’ll just dress like myself - because if you can’t look at me and know that I’m queer then that’s not on me 😂🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
It’s so funny when you grow up to be non-binary and queer and realize that when you were younger, you had crushes on some of your female friends and didn’t know it, but also wanted to be like many of the male friends you thought you had crushes on…hashtag shoulda known
You know you’ve been living in New York too long when you see something is 5 miles away and the first thing you think is ‘no way - that’s farther than I thought!’
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It's always funny to see the older generations of parents finally realizing how absolutely wrecked the housing market is.
It's time for them to wake up to the reality that it takes 2 full-time jobs to live in a cheap apartment making twice as much as they easily got by on when they were younger.
Thank all the landlords you know, thank all the corporations buying up every house they can because they have piles of excess money from other businesses that have stolen wages from working-class men and women over the years.
You might be a city driver if you get mad at tourists for driving poorly in a city you don’t live in and haven’t even driven in before 😂
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"Don't you remember when the shooter came to my school, like at Uvalde?”
My face went white and I stopped folding laundry. “What are you talking about?” I asked my eight-year-old. (1/5) – at Boerne, TX
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“I really don’t like horror movies.”
❌ This isn’t even that scary
❌ C’mon, don’t be a baby
❌ It’s not bad, I promise
❌ You’ll be fiiiiine
❌ *chicken clucking*
❌ Well, everyone else wants to watch [movie], so...
✅ No problem, we can watch something else
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me helping other people: oh of course! it's no problem AT ALL!
when other people help me: i cannot believe you would do this for me, a disgusting worm. i am SOBBING! i am forever in your debt! I will NEVER FORGET THIS KINDNESS!!!
Wait, this emoji is supposed to be a HUG?!?!
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