It happened to me: went to a Halloween party and guessed someone’s costume for them to tell me they’re not wearing one.
Friend and I basically went as Decoy Dan last night and just did Chris Hansen and PRIMETIME quotes all night.
Thought I chipped a tooth tonight but someone just crowd killed the ball off my septum piercing into my mouth
Felt unc at the horsegiirL show because I got too excited when Dylan Brady played some gecs songs during his DJ set.
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Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
I now have pictures of me holding and shooting an AR-15 which are probably going to stay private forever
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“enjoy your two-parent solution”
Logged back in just to laugh at you @h3h3productions enjoy your two-parent solution nigga
Whalefall is the scene in NOPE where the alien swallows up the folks at The Star Lasso Experince but for like an hour and a half.
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thought I had a lens wipe in my pocket and ended up pulling out and opening a packet of grated parmesan cheese during a work meeting
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went to the Raps v Knicks game wearing my raptors jersey and someone in the bathroom shouted we have a raptors fan in here, we should all pee on him















