Bud Selig

2015 is a long ways away. Besides, most of my decisions are usually wrong. #2016 #baseballforlife #mlb #Iwillneverretire

What a hectic week, I'm glad the worst of it is over. #baseballisclean #mlb

I just wish we can go back to the days of players cheating on their wives, corking bats and using lots of tobacco #MLB #budselig #1commish

The swift and aging hand of justice has fallen down upon thee AROD. Repent and thou shalt be forgiven... in 2015. #mlb #budselig #AROD #boom

Additional suspension announced for Jeff Loria for cheating the state of Florida and its fans. #bringit #mlb #marlins #budselig @JeffPassan

@RandalEtheredge I will consider that. Thank you.

I wanted to announce today, a secret that I've been hiding for a very long time. I'm 165 years old. Suspensions to follow #mlb #budselig

@ghotinczopc I am going to a refreshing anti-aging clinic in California. I'll Tweet the results. #commishforlife

@JosephwLucas @OTLonESPN I resent that statement. I refuse to let anyone compare me to the Florida Marlins. #GoBrewers

I've also initiated a restraining order for A-Rod and Pete Rose. I don't want Pete to realize how silly his ban looks now. #PeteRose #MLB

Rough week, heading 2 Key West 4 weekend. We should consider getting a 2nd team to Florida 1 is a lonely #. #mlb #baseball #budselig #gofish

I've decided to allow the Cubs to choose any fan from the apartment seats to play in any game. Must have been alive for last WS. #Cubs #mlb

Brandon Lyon opted out of his contract with the Red Sox. Maybe he'll try for a spot on the Tigers. Get it? #budseligknowshumor #mlb

Nothing more wholesome that watching a wonderful game of baseball in Milwaukee #mlb #whatcouldgowrong #Baseball

In honor of my Twitter account, I am renegotiating a ban for AROD for 140 days. #mlb #Baseball