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Reader, gamer, applicant for the cybernetic limb-replacement program you have in mind. Author of "The Animal in Man." https://teapawt.net/t.co/Qiwzhj1ipJ

Chicago
Joined January 2011
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Edna: Really, darlings... what is this so called Friendship power anyway? I find friendship, companionship, COMPASSION to be overrated constructs. Now get up, won’t you? It’s disgraceful.
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Hey @WizardsOfCoast @wizards_magic . I Noticed something weird today... Not a single Tattered Mummy in my Core19 booster box, and not a single one in the dozen boxes I sifted through at my LGS. Took hours! Does this card even exist? A printing mistake? Maybe a hoax? A prank?
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Please help! I need 4 for a rotation-proof standard deck!
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Today I asked myself what satisfaction I got by reading a news story about how Betsy DeVos’s $40M yacht was purportedly vandalized. ... I had to stop. Does it make me feel better to see a rich person’s misfortune? What does that make me?
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"Triumphant Pride Precipitates A Dizzying Fall." teapawt.net/mykecole/status/101053…
The myth of Spartan warrior superiority is ancient propaganda perpetuated by Frank Miller’s 300. At Leuctra, at Sellasia, at Hysiae. At the hands of Thebans, Arcadians, Persians, Antigonids, Arcadians. The Spartans got their asses handed to them, again and again and again.
Hey @PatrickRothfuss is it weird that every time I see this Magic card I think of how Kvothe gets kicked out of the archive?
hope i don't get fired for this #leaks #E32018
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Dear @Sony @PlayStation @fromsoftware_pr : I'm 36 now. I'm pretty sure that if there is no #Bloodborne 2 reveal at this year's #E32018 then there really is no point in me playing video games anymore. Please, bring me back to Yarnham someday. Someday soon.
Looks like Putin's pulling the puppet string pretty hard. Trump calls for Russia to be reinstated into G-7 thehill.com/homenews/adminis…
Found some of my old essay writing tips preserved on my old class whiteboard. Such a weird trip. What do you think? Good advice? (Yes, I drew pictures of myself.)
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Joseph Asphahani retweeted
National Suicide Hotline 1 800 273 8255 I’ve brushed up against this darkness and I know it’s a tempting exit but REACH OUT to ANYONE. Stay on this side of it — in the light and warmth. Where you get to try again, every day.
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R.I.P. @Bourdain Thank you for showing me the world. Thank you for all the talking and narrating and philosophizing. You ended up showing me more of myself than I probably ever would have seen otherwise. I will miss you.
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Behold!! My dinner all week every week for the next 15 lbs lost! (With exercise!) Chicken breast, basmati rice, veggie soup. Water. So far so good. #Dietland #dieting (yes that's a Japanese hiragana placemat underneath)
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