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Washington Rednecks retweeted
The GIF transition into the most soulless PNG imaginable is sending me over the edge, man.
Washington Rednecks retweeted
Alex Smith-" Even in my 16TH YEAR, I would've expected DETAILED instructions on the headset"
Rex Ryan- "You know us coaches, we're gonna say it twice "Alex spIke the ball, let's go win the game.."
"We've never seen COACHING this dumb before, and we'll never see it again"! -Rex
Washington Rednecks retweeted
Why not go for a Hail Mary attempt here/Why not try a 70 yard field goal?
Why not call another timeout to make Winston snap the ball again from their one yard line?
Why are we calling a timeout on 2nd and 10 in OT?
And the entire last play sequence??
Washington Rednecks retweeted
Did a data model. Was curious on Mikeyโs impact to defensive outcomes.
If you remove the Mikey plays and assume no other situational changes the scores look like this:
Eagles: 22-17 (W)
Dallas: 23-20 (L)
Seattle: 33-17 (W)
Giants: 27-20 (W)
30 ppg average comes down.
Overall Mikey has given up 217 yards, 6 TDs and 42 points by himself. The rest of the room combined has given up 5 TDs. Reavo is the second highest at 3 TDs.
Washington Rednecks retweeted
Game management isnโt a new issue in the league. Letโs not pretend JD the only one whoโs made a mistake before lol.
teapawt.net/hofapp/status/21085523โฆ
Washington Rednecks retweeted
We just had a caller who said he was 1 month sober and yesterday broke him. "Had to go back to the cabinet after that."
Washington Rednecks retweeted
We've won more games in Philly in the last nine days than the Flyers, Eagles, and Phillies combined this month.
Washington Rednecks retweeted
Commanders led 6-0.
Commanders led 6-3.
Commanders led 9-3.
Commanders led 12-3.
Commanders led 12-6.
Commanders led 19-6.
Commanders led 19-13.
Commanders led 27-13.
Commanders led 27-20.
Commanders somehow didnโt win.
Washington Rednecks retweeted
Charlotte Hornets announcer Eric Collins on the call for this absurd JaโMarr Chase catch is everything:
Washington Rednecks retweeted
DQ saw Mikey make a couple nice plays on special teams and decided to let him cover Nabers.
Washington Rednecks retweeted
ITS NEXT SCORE WINS
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DRAINING THE CLOCK FOR???? BRING OUT STEVENS





























