I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. There’s just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.
not where I want to be
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sometimes I wonder why I am so kinky then I remember that I went to Catholic school and have been hearing stories of people getting whipped and beaten for the smallest things aka stories from the bible and it all makes sense
I don’t think my boyfriend understands why I have to say I love you and good night to him every night or I can’t sleep well. Like I want the last thing he hears at night to be that I love him and if anything tragic happens the last thing he hears from me is that I love him
communication is key! I thought my bf didn’t like when I did something that made me so happy so I asked and he said he was just grumpy cuz he woke up from his nap. If I didn’t ask I would still feel like shit ALWAYS TALK THINGS OUT ALWAYS ASK THINGS
boyfriend’s sister just said ”don’t forget I don’t have a ceiling” mu boyfriend and I went 🤭 “I wore headphones its fine” wow thats just wow
I knew reading fanfics would help me one day I am GREAT at sexting and great at phone sex like than you fanfics
I am always jealous of every couple I see on tv they get to see their s.o. when ever they want and I am here almost 20 days since I have been with him for more than 10 minutes
shout out to the nurse who laughed when I couldn’t pee in a cup like yes I know its funny thats why I am crying rn
in the middle of having sex there is always a pause and I ALWAYS say I love you to him but if he said it to me first 🤤
Ant: I mean if you want you can try to do the think I have been asking for since you need that
Me: hahahahaha okay I can try
my body: oh he wants that? okay here
I miss my boyfriend and I don’t think my family gets it. Yes we sit on the phone together but your s.o. is not 180 miles away are they????
dangers of white sheets: I leaked last night and that stain might not come out and its pretty obvious
I should be using my new toy rn but nooo I had to get my period and cramps and start crying over stupid tumblr pists ugh