@BurgerDoge

32 | Male - He/Him ❤️@beefstrips❤️ | 🇺🇸 | Header image from @EestStreatDrug’s Cheap Thrills. pfp: @rezcoles

 Laredo, Texas
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Joined July 2013
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Whoah! I told the barista at Starbucks I was a furry and she drew me FREE furry art on my cup! She asked if I was going to TFF next year and offered to let me room with her! I should have asked for her FA, dang!
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Reminder that the grotesque character in this comic is a redrawing of a photo, of real-life literal shit-eating pedophile who raped his sister when she was 10 years old. xitter.cf/normposter/status/2114…
Norm Cruise
@normposterOct 27
We did it, Reddit.
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I was gonna draw an entire comic but like. I don't feel like it so this is basically just what it was gonna be
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abby@lovesicknoonOct 27
why on earth would a four seam fastball ever be banned
Gustavo Turner@GustavoTurnerXOct 26
Fun Fact: if that model (or any individual sex worker) posted that picture on their IG account, they would be banned faster that a four-seam fastball!
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🌼🌹Raquel🌹🌼
@eternallyRaq19h
So, he’s the guiltiest person alive.
TMZ
@TMZ20h
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

tmz.com
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pasta thots🇵🇸@muppetspiceOct 27
she’s my hero
carter hambley@carterhambley16 Apr 2021
god i hate my girlfriend
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Raven_Claw690@Raven_Claw690Oct 27
Unforgettable times 😔 #GTA6
GameRoll
@GameRoll_Oct 27
The GTA 6 cycle is over by the way. Like, for good. It makes me feel weird. Years of memes, schizo theories, delays etc and now we’re just… here. I hope that someday I can be as excited for something else as I have been for this game. It was a truly special experience.
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nate ꕤ
@pastlifeariOct 27
going as big miss steak 😭💀
lex
@petaltrinOct 24
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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İnci 🌶@Phoenix_TifosiOct 26
GTA 4'te bir görevde başarısız olduktan sonra o görevi yeniden oynarsanız araç içi diyaloglar değişiyor. Az önce bir görevi 4. defa denerken yanımdaki karakter "Hadi bu sefer sadece radyoyu dinleyelim" dedi ve yol boyunca konuşmadılar. Aşağılanmış hissettim
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Mattias 🎃
@BanAllBooksOct 26
The "emotional labor" of ogling my wife when she gets out of the shower and molesting her while she's cooking dinner
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Rump Dumpler@rumpdumplerOct 26
We'll meet again, my friend
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1899- Arthur Morgan discovers "W Goons"
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CornDoggyLOL
@CornDoggyLOLOct 27
The Dallas Cowboys Take Down The Eagles On MNF!
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TB EGO
@TomBradyEgoOct 27
The simplest NFL team tier list after 7 weeks
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Rough Sketch Love
@Meloney001Oct 26
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harrison@HarrisonQuinnOOct 26
wikipedia really does have it all
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𝚓𝚎𝚗@beefstripsOct 27
girl dinner
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Sangria@DeezNuts_LMAO2Oct 26
I REALLY love seeing shows with unorthodox and experimental artstyles, characters, and stories, but that immediately gets completely ruined by writing with the subtlety of an anvil to the head. They could’ve written a clever allegory or metaphor but instead its just this- 😭
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Mack's Cats@maxkatz515Oct 26
STOP THE CAR, DAQUAN!!!
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keeks@keeleelooOct 26
Is he?
Faith Bugenhagen@FBugenhagen_Oct 25
.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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